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Carnal Transmissions with Unlimited Nights and Weekends

Posted on April 25, 2011 by

Today someone at work got a text message, checked their phone and became alarmed enough to hide it from me while also apologizing. While I did not see the text, I imagined the worst and most heinously graphic photograph of … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: May 1988

Posted on April 12, 2011 by

This is the fifth installment of the infamous diary within a used book I purchased from a clearance event for “junk books” in a nearly abandoned library.  The journal follows the exploits of one severely atypical woman living in 1988 … Continue reading →

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Eldritch People: How Every Grocery Store is Haunted

Posted on April 6, 2011 by

If you ever find yourself bored with grocery shopping, it’s because you’re not doing it at the right time.  You should be going late at night.  That’s when the entire market is populated by ghosts, trolls, golems and other assorted … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: April 1988

Posted on March 16, 2011 by

This is the fourth installment of the diary within a used book I purchased from a clearance event for “junk books” in a nearly abandoned library.  For the beginning of this fantastic story, please read, the first installment of The Greatest … Continue reading →

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The New American Pastime: Chrono Gallivanting

Posted on March 11, 2011 by

I’ve been thinking a lot about time travel lately and wondering why that’s not the next big technology we’re working on. I don’t need my computer to be any smaller or flatter than it currently is and we already have … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: March 1988

Posted on March 2, 2011 by

This is the third installment of a diary within a used book I purchased from a clearance event for “junk books.”  For the beginning of this fantastic story, please read, the first installment of The Greatest Used Book in History: The … Continue reading →

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A Nightmarish Sexual Landscape: Another True Story

Posted on February 17, 2011 by

A few years back, a woman enquired about motorcycle ownership.  However, the conversation she led me into had less to do with two-wheeled transportation and more to do with graphically confusing sexual innuendoes and painting a nightmarish portrait of her … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: February 1988

Posted on February 9, 2011 by

This is the second installment of a dairy within the used book I purchased.  For the beginning of this fantastic journey, please read The Greatest Used Book in History or browse around this blog.   I may do a Valentines’s Day … Continue reading →

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Unifiable Infantile Hideousness: Is YOUR Baby Ugly?

Posted on February 7, 2011 by

This might not be news for the entirety of the human race, but not everybody can have a cute baby.  If I had to be honest, I would say that some babies are about as cute as a truck stop … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History

Posted on February 4, 2011 by

If you have ever wondered where books go when they die or are just a few decades old and no longer relevant, I can tell you.  They all end up in a dilapidated library that smells like old cardboard and … Continue reading →

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