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You Monsters Are People. 
You were on hiatus?
Joke. Don’t pitch it over the plate and not expect me to swing at it.
I was appalled at how little people complained too.
It was a lazy choice. I was/am riddled with illness and assumed I should have taken time off. It didn’t make me feel any better.
You just got Fresh Pressed for something you wrote in December of 2012?!? Really?! Does your dad own the internet?
Joke. Just like above! Congrats.
Maybe they’re running out ideas or some new editor just became a fan of my work. But maybe, just maybe, I’m that good.
Seems sort of sketchy though. I feel like I should pay someone at WordPress off.
What do you mean should pay someone? You’re not already?
Just kidding. Your not a recommended humor blog no reason. You deserve it. Congrats.
Being freshly pressed doesn’t even have the same clout as it used to. It’s meaningless. We are all alone and voiceless in this new medium despite having more to say than ever. Congrats, writers. Congrats on being worthless.
We are all already dead and forgotten in the collective mind of society.
When your FPd, I think you’re supposed to say ‘thank you.’ Well, you’re in the right city. I’ll say that much.
Truth be told, it does always make me happy.
Isn’t there another box for saying something regular or lame? So sorry you were sick. I like to check in on “You Monsters are People” but definitely don’t check often enough. Also, the young people humor sometimes is a little too scary for me. Yet, I think this is a good place to look at to keep current. Welcome back. Sorry you didn’t become refreshed with energy during your hiatus.
Young people humor? I could be in my sixties.
Also thanks.
lmfao.