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Author Archives: You Monsters Are People
Found Some Old Jokes
Found a couple of really old jokes from back before I had a website. Might one of these be the world’s first meme?
Posted in art, history, humor, Internet Culture, parody, Uncategorized
Tagged 1980s, computers, DOS, i actually just made these jokes, internet, internet culture is garbage, jokes, old computers, pc jokes, world's first meme
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Doomsday For America: You May Have Missed It
A cell phone sounds off at eight-thirty to notify Donald Trump that his helicopter has arrived atop his building. The man himself slowly shuffles around the three story penthouse apartment, decorated primarily in gold and marble, while habitually clearing his … Continue reading
Wow! These Nine Beautiful Babies Have Aged Horribly.
A lot of pressure comes along with being a truly adorable baby, and most babies are known to hold onto the youthful good looks that defines them for as long as they can manage. Unfortunately, father time cannot be stopped and is … Continue reading
Posted in america, Dark Humor, humor, Internet Culture, parody, Uncategorized
Tagged aging badly, babies, faded glory, humor, internet culture is garbage, society
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Interview With A Digital Bum
Somewhere in a room there is a svelte man with curly hair illuminated by the glow of a computer monitor as he sifts through endless social media postings and curates his crowd-funding pages. Previously a webmaster that spammed chatrooms for … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
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The Secret Project
I have not been posting at my normal frequency due to a secret project that has taken up much of extra my time. But it is almost over so you can stop complaining to your friends about how some weird downbeat website, … Continue reading
Posted in art, Current Events, Dark Humor, dreams, humor
Tagged let me know if you want to get involved, multitasking, projects, secret projects, secrets, there aren't even any ads on this site, this is a free website that I pay for so how can you be mad when I don't post, top secret, writing more again
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A Great Way To Spend a Saturday
Posted in america, comics, Dark Humor, humor
Tagged bettering your self, classic comics, ducks, handing out cards, Mr. Bevins, street fun, things to do on the weekend
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You Monsters Are People of New York (Not Copying HONY)
Considering the nearly unfathomable popularity of things like Humans Of New York, I wanted to try my hand at capturing the essence of big city pedestrians myself (because I was inspired NOT because I was copying him or because the HONY hype finally … Continue reading
Posted in america, Dark Humor, humor, Internet Culture, parody, satire, society
Tagged hony, i did not take any of these photos, I never spoke to any of these people, inner thoughts, manhattan is disney world for rich people, new york, people of new york, the big apple, this is a parody, this is all made up, you should riot
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International Women’s Day Was Yesterday
Yesterday was International Women’s Day so, if you are an abusive husband, hopefully you took it easy on old gal… unless hitting them is actually more equal. Not sure. Equal pay and maternity stuff seem like no brainers but things like … Continue reading
This Is What School Lunches Look Like In America [100% Real]
A friend of mine shared an article with me that showcased how much better the rest of the world’s kids have it than the ones in America when it comes to food. It’s a well known fact that the school lunches … Continue reading
Posted in america, Current Events, Dark Humor, history, humor, Internet Culture, Life, society
Tagged American lunches, children's nutrition, don't be a moron, everyone on the internet is an idiot, food, food culture, foodies, health, healthy eating, nobody in France is feeding kids twelve bucks worth of cheese a day, satire, school, school lunches, sweetgreen
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You Monsters Are People. 