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Found Some Old Jokes
Found a couple of really old jokes from back before I had a website. Might one of these be the world’s first meme?
Posted in art, history, humor, Internet Culture, parody, Uncategorized
Tagged 1980s, computers, DOS, i actually just made these jokes, internet, internet culture is garbage, jokes, old computers, pc jokes, world's first meme
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Doomsday For America: You May Have Missed It
A cell phone sounds off at eight-thirty to notify Donald Trump that his helicopter has arrived atop his building. The man himself slowly shuffles around the three story penthouse apartment, decorated primarily in gold and marble, while habitually clearing his … Continue reading
Wow! These Nine Beautiful Babies Have Aged Horribly.
A lot of pressure comes along with being a truly adorable baby, and most babies are known to hold onto the youthful good looks that defines them for as long as they can manage. Unfortunately, father time cannot be stopped and is … Continue reading
Posted in america, Dark Humor, humor, Internet Culture, parody, Uncategorized
Tagged aging badly, babies, faded glory, humor, internet culture is garbage, society
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Interview With A Digital Bum
Somewhere in a room there is a svelte man with curly hair illuminated by the glow of a computer monitor as he sifts through endless social media postings and curates his crowd-funding pages. Previously a webmaster that spammed chatrooms for … Continue reading
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Surviving in Modern America And Beyond
Anti-intellectualism is at an all time high in the United States of America. We currently have a large portion of the population angry about the waning standard of living that remain absolutely convinced that raising people’s wages will somehow destroy our … Continue reading
Posted in america, Dark Humor, history, humor, Life, politics, society, Uncategorized
Tagged 55 gallon drums, america, americans, apocalypse, end times, government, gun culture, survival, survivalists, the future
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You Hump My Leg And I’ll Hump Yours
You Monsters Are People did an interview with Australian novelist and actor Thompson Waite. We discussed writing, teenage rebellion, family history, try-hards, failed parents, fake experts, and how to build a marginally successful website! If you need to improve your awful blog or … Continue reading
Posted in america, art, Current Events, Dark Humor, podcast, podcasts, Uncategorized
Tagged cross-promotion, interview, podcast, Thompson Waite
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