In the fourth episode, Mary Heussner stops by to give me some of the most insane advice about women that I have ever heard. We struggle to maintain a sense professionalism in the sweltering heat before giving up entirely. I also comment on who shouldn’t be wearing fedoras this summer. Here’s a hint: it’s everyone.
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I have so many issues with this woman’s advice. Honestly, I don’t know how you maintained the amount of professionalism that you did. I actually think she needs to see a therapist. Fantastic song choice at the end!
My musical tastes range widely in both type and time. It seemed appropriate.
And I thought it was going to be just another dull commute home. This is hilarious. I can’t tell if she’s real or if we’re being punked. Thank you very, very much for this. Can you have her on again? Please?
This was cool, I like your issues with her book. expect for the sex part, I’ve never gotten sex after asking for it.
Love Your blog great advice! Loved it.(:
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! Is that for real? God, how did you manage to be even civil for more than five minutes? Fuck I want to send her to another dimension, one where there’s only women! She wouldn’t survive a day. Fucktard.
But this whole thing is a joke, right? Yep, it is.
This gets my vote for most appropriate response. Especially after a second listening.
Language everybody.
Don’t be angry, it’s okay.
What’s the name of this book and woman again? I’ve got to google it to see if she’s for real. She’s not, right? Please, this makes me feel crazy. Tell me this isn’t real!!
I loved how awkward the whole thing felt. This is almost as good as the Cat Diary
That is the highest complement I can receive but I worry nothing will ever be as good as the cat diary.
I worry that too sometimes… not about you or your work, mind you… just about life.
An audio experience for sure…
Are you familiar with Jonathan Goldstein? http://www.cbc.ca/wiretap/
A little. I know of his radio work for PRI and some of his literary credits. Why do you ask?
Well, this particular podcast reminded me off his radio work, which is often brilliant, thought provoking, and awkward as hell. Humour that makes you squirm.
I’m always happy to make someone squirm.
Always.
I have searched on Amazon, Google, and WorldCat, and can’t find either the book or the author, so I must, gratefully, conclude that this is a joke. Please tell me it’s a joke, right?
I agree with Soul Walker though–I loved how awkward it all was.
Oh man, this is hilarious. At least some women “like” douchebags.
I’ve counted on that being the case in every relationship.