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Category Archives: Life
This Is What School Lunches Look Like In America [100% Real]
A friend of mine shared an article with me that showcased how much better the rest of the world’s kids have it than the ones in America when it comes to food. It’s a well known fact that the school lunches … Continue reading
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Tagged American lunches, children's nutrition, don't be a moron, everyone on the internet is an idiot, food, food culture, foodies, health, healthy eating, nobody in France is feeding kids twelve bucks worth of cheese a day, satire, school, school lunches, sweetgreen
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Asking For A Friend
Is it true that you end up marrying someone just like your mother? I am asking for a friend.
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Tagged hookers, prostitutes that look like moms
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Lame New World: A Preface For Our Awful Future
Not long ago I was filling out a number of worksheets intended for small children, as I have a propensity to do during an evening of moderate drinking, and they pressed me into wondering about the future of politics and … Continue reading
Become A Billionaire Before Black Friday!
The other day I was eating a money-themed candy bar and thought to myself, “I’m not going to have enough cash to buy people Christmas gifts again.” I usually try to convince myself that the holidays are all about spending … Continue reading