While visiting my parents, I took advantage of my father’s open Facebook by updating his status with claims of him enjoying the work of David Spade in the film Joe Dirt. In retaliation he made a post for You Monsters Are People that was riddled with errors and made it appear as if I loved the film Soul Plane. While quickly caught and removed, that didn’t keep it from being emailed to ten-thousand subscribers. I just wanted to ease everyone’s fears by explaining what has happened and offer proof that I have not become some kind of idiot. Thank you.
“My 2014 Movie top 10
I tried to be more reserved with my comments but with great movies titles like these you can’t blame me for getting out of control. They’re surly destined to become the Best of the Best. Everyone a GEM.
10. Battlefield Earth
Great casting and riveting dialog. Travolta nailed it!
9. Howard the Duck
While the movie was great I thought that the implied “duck on woman action” was a little tasteless.
A classic for all ages.
7. Sex Lives of the Potato Men
I was hoping to see potatoes shooting out of the men’s pants. Butt , it still ranks highly with me.
6. Flash Gordon (1980)
Best pecks ever. I especially thought that the cheerleading scene was a masterpiece.
5. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
A great movie (albeit) I felt the Bunny was miscast.
4. Soul Plane
Snoop Dog had done his homework, so believable as a pilot.
Barbara Streisand almost made me want to convert. However, I am not sure to what.
2. Anus Magillicutty
With a title like that you know it is a winner.
1. Twilight the Entire Series
The passion, the love, the blood, and the surprise ending…. the series has everything. I nearly swooned when Jacob took off his shirt to dab away Bella’s blood. Wow, what can I say????
GOTCHA Matt.. Dad………..and Mom”