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Category Archives: Current Events
Doomsday For America: You May Have Missed It
A cell phone sounds off at eight-thirty to notify Donald Trump that his helicopter has arrived atop his building. The man himself slowly shuffles around the three story penthouse apartment, decorated primarily in gold and marble, while habitually clearing his … Continue reading
The Secret Project
I have not been posting at my normal frequency due to a secret project that has taken up much of extra my time. But it is almost over so you can stop complaining to your friends about how some weird downbeat website, … Continue reading
Posted in art, Current Events, Dark Humor, dreams, humor
Tagged let me know if you want to get involved, multitasking, projects, secret projects, secrets, there aren't even any ads on this site, this is a free website that I pay for so how can you be mad when I don't post, top secret, writing more again
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This Is What School Lunches Look Like In America [100% Real]
A friend of mine shared an article with me that showcased how much better the rest of the world’s kids have it than the ones in America when it comes to food. It’s a well known fact that the school lunches … Continue reading
Posted in america, Current Events, Dark Humor, history, humor, Internet Culture, Life, society
Tagged American lunches, children's nutrition, don't be a moron, everyone on the internet is an idiot, food, food culture, foodies, health, healthy eating, nobody in France is feeding kids twelve bucks worth of cheese a day, satire, school, school lunches, sweetgreen
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Become A Billionaire Before Black Friday!
The other day I was eating a money-themed candy bar and thought to myself, “I’m not going to have enough cash to buy people Christmas gifts again.” I usually try to convince myself that the holidays are all about spending … Continue reading
These 15 Photos Of Cosplayers Revealing That They Aren’t Unemployed Virgins Or Child Molesters “Might Blow Your Mind”
A popular internet content aggregator asked some of the “best cosplayers of New York Comic Con” to reveal what they did with their days and none of them confessed to jerking off to anime and steampunk all day or spending … Continue reading
Posted in america, art, comics, Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Internet Culture, society, style
Tagged buzzfeed is garbage, comic con makes me sad, cosplay, I would kill every single buzzfeed journalist if I could get away with it, i'm a negative person, normal people doing fairly normal things with normal sounding jobs, Ryan Broderick is a terrible photographer, Ryan Broderick is the laziest author of all time
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You Monsters Are People. 