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Category Archives: true stories
The Future Of Art In America
Is your book not selling? Make it about Batman. Having a hard time getting people to go and see your band? Make every song about Scooby-Doo. Need extra cash for painting supplies? Paint something where you have Mario and Luigi driving … Continue reading →
Inspirational Inspiration On Perseverance
Posted in animals, art, dreams, humor, Life, science, society, true stories, web comics
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Tagged a dog will eat most types of insects, being a bug, butterflies, cocoons, inspirational quotes, none of our lives matter, perseverance
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Hang In There, Everybody.
Posted in Current Events, Dark Humor, history, politics, religion, society, true stories
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Tagged angels in the outfield, arranged marriages, child brides, god is good, god is with me, highest authority, jihad, muslim slaves, omnipresence, ritual suicides, spanish inquisition, TGIF, the crusades, the holocaust, the rapture
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My New Mom Is A Computer
Like many of you, I was born of a human mother made of soft pink flesh and electric impulses wrapped up in skin and topped with hair. She was a kindly woman and my father loved her dearly for all … Continue reading →
Posted in Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Life, science, society, true stories
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Tagged .exe, computers, family, fear, I am back from vacation, nasa, old technology, talking computers, technology, ted cruz can suck it, the future, twist endings
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Smoking: Still Totally Cool
I used to love smoking. For years smoking allowed me to take longer and more frequent breaks at work, was a good excuse to get off my ass and go outside, and frequently allowed me an opportunity to start up … Continue reading →
Posted in america, comics, Dark Humor, humor, Life, science, society, style, true stories, web comics
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Tagged america, being cool all of the time like it is your job, cigarettes, freedom, health, smokers, smoking, soft drugs, world war II
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The Nexus Of Magic: A Real Place I Walked To
The other day I visited the most magical place in the world by accident. It exists at sunset between the Triborough and Hell Gate Bridges in the northern most tip of Queens, New York. There, decades of broken glass litter … Continue reading →
Posted in america, Current Events, friendship, Life, true stories
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Tagged broken glass, East River, Kids Barking Like Dogs, magic, New York City, One Lone Seagull, Queens, walks with brett, wind chimes
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Police Stopped Climate Change… Protesters From Protesting.
Over the weekend nearly half of a million people peacefully marched down Sixth Avenue through Midtown Manhattan hoping to make the correct amount of noise required to convince corrupt decision-makers and science-ignorant mongoloids to stop ignoring that climate change was … Continue reading →
Posted in america, Current Events, friendship, Life, politics, science, society, true stories
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Tagged climate change, environmental health, flood wall street, NYPD, occupy failed, police, protests, true stories, wall street
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A Fond Look Back: Vomit And Strip Clubs
My first time at a strip club was when I was seventeen. My friend’s older brother was a DJ for such an establishment and thought it would be an important passage into manhood for us. I had previously been in … Continue reading →
Posted in Dark Humor, friendship, history, humor, Life, religion, stories, true stories
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Tagged bad times, brothers, drinking, friends, high school, looking back, shame, strip clubs
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YouTube Banned Something I Liked
The humorless democratization of entertainment and politically correct jerk-off festival that the internet has become is really bumming me out. Last week the contentious comedy troupe, Million Dollar Extreme, was banned from YouTube. The channel initially went down on July 16th and has … Continue reading →
Posted in art, Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Internet Culture, society, true stories, Uncategorized
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Tagged censorship, creative democracy does not work, freedom of speech I guess, internet culture is garbage, MDE, million dollar extreme, over sensitive baby people, political correctness, trigger warnings, YouTube
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Some Anti-Vaxxer I Know Gave Birth To A Mutant
In a country where a television network previously called The Learning Channel can have a programming lineup filled with shows about about fat illiterate families that yell all the time and people who didn’t even know they were pregnant, it … Continue reading →
Posted in america, Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Life, science, society, stories, true stories
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Tagged anti-intellectualism, anti-vaccination movement, deformities, health, I made two drawings with bulging veins, I really hope this baby has an okay life, idiocy in America, parenting, ugly babies
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You Monsters Are People. 