The Secret Project

I have not been posting at my normal frequency due to a secret project that has taken up much of extra my time. But it is almost over so you can stop complaining to your friends about how some weird downbeat website, that they would probably hate, isn’t posting quite so often as you would like. They’ll never again have to listen to you drone on about how you had to wait an entire two weeks for a new story or doodle. They no longer need to suffer through you talking endlessly about how missing my works made you feel so insane that you shot your dog and resulting stress caused all of your hair and teeth to fall out. You can relax now and regrow some of those teeth because the secret project is finally wrapping up.

See if you can guess what it is: secret project

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12 Responses to The Secret Project

  1. you are either having a baby, fixing a hernia or getting a vasectomy?
    ps. I did miss you.

  2. prenin says:

    You’ve decided to fit mood lighting to your penis so you can find it in the dark???

    No Idea!!! LoL!!! :)

    God Bless!

    Prenin.

  3. Kabirium says:

    You’re Frankenstein’s prostate doctor

  4. Sissy says:

    I’m simply going to guess: Something odd that will likely make me laugh or feel some emotions I don’t like to admit I’m capable of feeling

  5. tushar8 says:

    you’re practicing seminal retention and found a way to use LEDs to help your case

  6. Brad says:

    Playing with your cock.

  7. elvagreen123 says:

    You’re kidding right? I give up, what is it?

  8. I’m not wasting my life and I think your diagram illustrates some sort of electric “male enhancement” method. The device is placed in such a way that it stimulates that which you have labeled. I may be way off..but kudos anyway for inciting thought.

  9. Road to Servitude says:

    I am really tempted to give a spoiler here… Resisting the urge…

  10. Anonymous says:

    lovetron 9000

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