This morning the cyberverse was awash with Valentine’s Day themed images and I couldn’t help but notice that several demographics weren’t being represented in the slightest. The Hallmark Holiday seems to primarily celebrate a very middle of the road sort of romance and that’s very boring. So, in the hopes of helping some of the overlooked lovers out there, I hurried over to my pens to make a few cards.
Hopefully Hallmark already has you covered. Happy Valentine’s Day.
You Monsters Are People. 
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666 LOVE¤
This post reminded me of one of my favorite demotivational posters. Domestic violence because sometimes you have to tell her twice!
You’re a freak.
Dogs? Urp.
There are all kinds of different people out there.
Someone from the You Monsters Are People Facebook page has already given one of these to their dog.
Urp.
Happy Hallmark Day Matt – I slept through it!!! :)
God Bless!!!
Prenin.
Yes, the ‘slushy stuff’ does tend to get a bit dull. Mine was at least original, being on crutches and all (nothing to do with your second card by the way!!!!!)
The fact that you said that puts it in great doubt.
ha ha. Sometimes imagination is much more interesting than fact!
Thank you for this. I was looking for a Valentine’s Day card that would communicate to my girlfriend that this was absolutely the last time I would settle a crossword puzzle dispute with my fists.
That’s the most romantic thing I have ever heard.
Baahaahaaa!!!!! Yes, I am laughing at the second photo.
He’s so close and it’s all for her! It’s the pinnacle of romantic gestures.
It truly is!!
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my kind of Valentine’s <3 :)
If only I had printed this out I could have given it to my civil union partner dog as established by Facebook thus making it true. Ps he can read he is psychic and told me. He just does it in his head.
hahaha this was awesome!
I really like your posting, especially the home drawn cards. Hallmark doesn’t have cards from wife beaters or dogs or to dogs. They tend to have a very limited selection. I love your ability to make your own cards. Thank you for the post.
I like this post, you have a wonderful way with words. I read many of your post but haven’t commented at all. I love the card for your dogs. I bet Hallmark doen’t have cards to or from dogs maybe not even from cats or canaries. I certainly doubt they have cards from wife beaters. It’s good that you came up with some. Please post some more of these next year but post them a few days earlier so I can print them out and send them.
Thank you, Your newest follower Nelson
I am digging your way with words too.
I will absolutely make sure to have them out earlier next year.
Hmmm… I was really looking for something in the, “How about we try new things in bed… Like other people” genre of card. But these are swell too, I guess.
hysterical!