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You Monsters Are People. 
Funny Posky,
[wait… wait… it’s coming… wait…]
Le Clown
LOL!
This was supposed to be a deeply serious cautionary tale and you’re laughing at it.
That is really hurtful.
I wasn’t trying to cheer you up silly…
Then you’ve earned my respect.
And maybe my wrath or my love.
TANSTAAFL!
There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch?
Now you’re grokking what I say.
That’s ducking absurd; Bevins quite clearly lacks the requisite prehensile digit to be able to properly swing a monkey wrench. He obviously had a monkey accomplice.
I knew I always differentiated between ducks and geese for a reason… I just never knew what it was until now.
HA! Loved it…Twisted and ducked up…
That pun was out of control.
Clearly you are very special.
No more so than you, my new friend:)
Have you entered eBooks world yet?
Should I?
I have yet to but I was uncertain as to how big of an audience I would need before bothering to publish one. I had a few short print runs for the hardcore fans/collectors but I will give your post a read through.
Hey, it may just pay off to shoot for a Moon…
I’m a big fan of Moons. Io, Phobos and Deimos are my favorites.
You’ve got a great group of supporters then;)
Some ducks gang-rape the females until she is so exhausted that she sometimes drowns. I saw this once at a park when I was young.
That’s probably considered pretty romantic in the duck world.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/portland-police-officer-stops-car-chase-help-duck-140849603.html
Bevins himself doing a most dirty deed.