Category Archives: Webcomics

Popular Culture As Religion: Please Kill Your God

Posted on April 2, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

A few years after the twentieth century ended the world became terrible. The economy shit the bed, everyone lost their jobs, the government started to become evil, and all educational programing was systematically replaced by “reality” television. It was as … Continue reading →

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The Modern Chicken: A Theropod At Heart

Posted on February 27, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Tyrannosaurus rex is more closely related to a chicken than it is to an alligator. Think about that the next time you’re at a farm and you see twenty potential man eaters pecking away at food scraps. These little omnivores … Continue reading →

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The Inevitable Return of Dueling

Posted on January 16, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I think we may need to return to dueling to settle petty personal disputes. But, as killing is currently a major social faux pas, it wouldn’t necessarily always need to be pistols at dawn. It could just be game of … Continue reading →

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Having A Live-In Dominatrix Was Electrifyingly Dull

Posted on December 18, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

I used to live with a dominatrix. Obviously that comes with certain compromises and perks that other living arrangements might not have. I was in the middle of my college career and had been dating her best friend for several … Continue reading →

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Unsolved Mysteries: A Misnomer

Posted on November 18, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

When I was a child the scariest thing on television was Unsolved Mysteries. Each week Robert Stack came into our homes for forty-four minutes to explain murders and rapes in brutal detail with the help of “dramatic reenactments” before letting … Continue reading →

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Halloween: Dream Analysis

Posted on October 31, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Pfft. I’m not even sure that’s a thing.

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Religious Apathy: Putting My Faith In Faithlessness

Posted on October 1, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

This week I am guest posting on A Clown On Fire as part of A Five Day Conversation on God. I talk on my personal experience with religion and feelings about faith. Here’s a taste: More often than not, parents try to impose … Continue reading →

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The Information on Osculation: A Brief Kisstory

Posted on September 12, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Millions of years ago one caveman told another, “Put your mouth on my mouth. I bet it will feel totally good.” and kissing was born. Ever since that day, the origin and rules of kissing have been debated fiercely by … Continue reading →

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Clifford: The Large Crimson Canine

Posted on September 2, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

I told this to one of my nephews after reading part of the book to him. We didn’t finish it because he got really into pretending to crash toy cars off the coffee table and onto the carpet. Each time … Continue reading →

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Facing the Early Bird

Posted on July 22, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

After years of diligent work improving the quality of soil and reproducing hermaphroditically, the worm realized that this was all that there was. This was all that there would ever be. There would be no great reward and this new awareness … Continue reading →

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