My parents are visiting in from out of town so I don’t have time to finish up all of the things I’ve been working on this week. However, as appeasement, I crafted this little beauty for you. It’s based entirely on a brief moment within a dream. It was the gayest dream I ever had and, even though I am straight, it was also one of the best.
You Monsters Are People. 
Weird subconscious dream jokes are the best.
Or, as my wife calls them: Funtowear!
I’m getting so damned hairy I’m gonna end up looking like him! LoL!!! :)
God Bless!
Prenin.
That is a little disturbing, but maybe it’s just anxiety over dealing with the parents…have fun with the fam!
Six nipples = she-wolf. Logic fail. Foreplay might go on a little longer than the normally scheduled time.
How do you figure? My dog has nipples and he’s a boy. Most mammals have nipples. http://www.drjustinelee.com/blog/dog-questions/73-why-do-male-dogs-have-nipples
We all have nipples but isn’t having SIX the sole provenance of the female of the species? I thought this might be part of your dream’s leap in logic.
Six in addition to the other two for a total of eight. I’m not an expert though. I would like to know more about nipples if you had the time. I had no idea that this rule of six was a thing.
That and the tighty-whiteys. A wolf would obviously wear boxers. Another contrivance.
6+2 = 8. I stand corrected.
You should have caught me 15 years ago. I was a nipple aficionado. Now that I’m married I don’t seem them so much anymore. From nipple virtuoso to nipple deficient.
I’ve heard there are websites entirely devoted to nipples online. If I ever come across one, I can send you a link.
And now I’ll have nightmares. Thanks.
Never any trouble.
I find this oddly hilarious and yet strangely relatable…
Parents, and parents-in-law will do that to you. I’m temporarily living with my mom-in-law (long story about new house still occupied by old owners) in a retirement village (!) and this has spawned many a weird dream, weird situation and weird blog post. Sympathies.
I’ve never had a dream like this.
But I want one.
So silly. Keep um comin
Eight nipples?! Hukhuk…two’s already a trouble. But then again, I dream of conversing tadpoles so no judgment here.
Reblogged this on Black Medicine Dialogues and commented:
fucking hilarious
Awesome! The things we dream about, eh!?
Hat dies auf meariah rebloggt.
This is a cool and funny picture. I had a friend who told me a story once about how she’d stripped to her skivvies, jumped up on a coffee table, struck an heroic pose, and shouted “Thunder-wear!”. What I can’t remember is whether she was sleepwalking in this story…
Preposkyrous. Your mind is an interesting place…
Haha… This just made my night! Thanks for that! :).