I just want to thank my mom for not being a stupid bitch, like a lot of other people’s moms (and if those other moms disagree I will totally fight them in the park tonight at eleven-thirty unless they are chicken shit).
You might hate the world you are brought into but you have to appreciate that sacrifice. Happy Mothers’ Day.
You Monsters Are People. 
That’s very sweet. I wish I was your mother so I would get this awesome post dedicated to me.
HA! I wrote about my super awesome morning today :-)
Ha… love it. As a parent of a 9 month old, I get this so, so much.
I got a little choked up reading this. Even though I’m a dude, I’m pretty sure I’m a mom. And a stupid bitch. You shame me sir.
Happy mothers day to your mum dude – she created somebody special!!! :)
God Bless! :)
Prenin.
Sometimes having babies only serves to improve a body. See: milves.
Are you sure they wouldn’t have stayed attractive as non-mothers?
Sometimes women who are attractive can become more attractive after. The whole pregnant thing is pretty hot as well. For some guys. I have a friend that’s into that.