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Wow! These Nine Beautiful Babies Have Aged Horribly.
A lot of pressure comes along with being a truly adorable baby, and most babies are known to hold onto the youthful good looks that defines them for as long as they can manage. Unfortunately, father time cannot be stopped and is … Continue reading
Posted in america, Dark Humor, humor, Internet Culture, parody, Uncategorized
Tagged aging badly, babies, faded glory, humor, internet culture is garbage, society
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Societal Responsibility in a World Teeming With Children
At some point in your life you will either find yourself among the breeding masses, having brought a child into the cruel indifferent universe, or trapped on the outside of that realm as a broodless pariah. Either way, you will … Continue reading
Posted in Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Life, musings, society, Webcomics
Tagged adulthood, babies, Bevins, everyone is having kids, hospitals on fire, life, mentoring, Mr. Bevins, parenting
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Digital Gravidness: What Not To Expect When Someone Is Expecting
If you’re anything like me, you’ve been thinking a lot about pregnant women. It is actually pretty unavoidable what with all the rampant pregnancy on, and offline, right now. It’s sort of hard to know what to do with it. … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Current Events, Dark Humor, Life, science, Uncategorized, web comics, Webcomics
Tagged babies, baby meat, birth, childbirth, children are better than infants, pregnancy, pregnancy photos, privacy, social media
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Unifiable Infantile Hideousness: Is YOUR Baby Ugly?
This might not be news for the entirety of the human race, but not everybody can have a cute baby. If I had to be honest, I would say that some babies are about as cute as a truck stop … Continue reading
Improving the Holidays, Saturnalia and Celebrating Paternal Castration
I should probably preface this by stating that I grew up as a fairly “typical” American, assuming there is such a thing. I spent my childhood making snowmen, using a carrot and walnuts to make genitalia in the hopes that … Continue reading
Posted in comics, humor, Life, musings, Webcomics
Tagged ashura, babies, charles dickens only wrote one good book, christmas, comics, eating kids, family, hanukah, hanukkah, holidays, matt posky, miracles, nobody cares, rohatsu, saturn, saturnalia, the war on christmas, webcomics, yule
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Mark Twains and Circus Trains
I’ve been sporting an upper respiratory infection as of late, so anything that doesn’t involve coughing up internal organs hasn’t been high on my list of priorities. Every time I gave writing a shot the flu medicine influenced me to … Continue reading
Posted in comics, humor, Life, musings, Uncategorized, Webcomics
Tagged adult babies, babies, billy joel, circus trains, comics, life, magic, mark twain, poop, webcomics
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You Monsters Are People. 