Calling Out All Moms

I just want to thank my mom for not being a stupid bitch, like a lot of other people’s moms (and if those other moms disagree I will totally fight them in the park tonight at eleven-thirty unless they are chicken shit).

BabiesYou might hate the world you are brought into but you have to appreciate that sacrifice. Happy Mothers’ Day.

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8 Responses to Calling Out All Moms

  1. Zack says:

    That’s very sweet. I wish I was your mother so I would get this awesome post dedicated to me.

  2. Mari says:

    HA! I wrote about my super awesome morning today :-)

  3. doriandean says:

    Ha… love it. As a parent of a 9 month old, I get this so, so much.

  4. I got a little choked up reading this. Even though I’m a dude, I’m pretty sure I’m a mom. And a stupid bitch. You shame me sir.

  5. prenin says:

    Happy mothers day to your mum dude – she created somebody special!!! :)

    God Bless! :)


  6. Fredulous says:

    Sometimes having babies only serves to improve a body. See: milves.

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