I recently set up my, long idle, twitter account in order to prostitute this blog more effectively. I’m not sure how I feel about a medium that only gives you one-hundred and forty characters to explain a concept though. I mean, what if someone was on their deathbed and wanted to tweet their final words? “Got2make dis quik. Dyin n’ need 2say luvs yall so good. Gr8 life, good lawlz. Sry I was SO ashamed of you, son. L8TERS! #deathbed.”
My weekend had everything to do with Go Karts, forbidden lust, argyle sweaters, birthdays, antiquing, art, Flint, one topping pizzas and following the news but nothing to do with writing. I’m now back to business, so there will be more posts to come. The above one-panel and old posts should tide you over in the meantime.
You Monsters Are People. 
Whoa! Didn’t expect that to be the first thing I’d see here today. Butt I’ll be back.
tee hee. i get it! (very proud of myself)
That pun is legit…
And seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Hahaha
LOL! You see? Now this is why you’re my favourite…
Oh no! You added vowels to favorite. That means you’re probably living somewhere in the UK, New Zealand or Australia and we’ll never bump into each other on the street and embrace…
Then again, you could be Canadian or an American who just likes to keep their spelling inefficient but classy.
I’m a Canadian and I think that when you eliminate vowels from certain words, you’re just spelling them incorrectly…and it’s just not very classy. ;)
That being said, we may still bump into each other on the street someday. If I’m not mistaken, you’re in Detroit and I’m in Toronto, so it’s possible…if you drive for 4 hours first, and then get out to walk on the street for some arbitrary reason…
That sounds like something a stalker would do.
…keep an eye out for me.
Seriously funny.
Seriously thanks.
Cheeky. Very cheeky. (16 characters)
“Bum butt affronts public” – (22 characters)
You should definitely pimp yourself out on Twitter. (45 characters)
You’d be surprised how easy it is to do with 140 characters. (Grumpy, Bumpy, Cheeky, Snoozy… ) (Don’t want to count all that…)
;)
I have heard Bridge players discuss playing to your strength and in non-Bridge circles putting your best foot forward. Moving your ass could work for you too I see. Nice.
Is there anything Bridge players can’t teach us?
Oh my! I laughed so hard I coughed up the other lung!
I’m glad the healing process is working.
They like you! They really like you!
Great post. #deathbed
Have fun prostituting yourself and pimping your blog on Twitter. I mean that in the nicest possible way. Really. I’d be over there tweeting with the best of them if I wasn’t so cyber shy. :oops:
I honestly still don’t get twitter. I’ll give it six months before I dump it though.
Niiice! Thanks for stopping by over at my blog. You’re funny! I’ll be back to read more! :)
You’ll regret it if you don’t.
Yes, that’s a direct threat.
Hahaha! I Love it.
I heard of pants with front butt, however, never people…
Lunargirl
I know some people with an ass-lap. It’s not a real front-butt but an optical illusion.
Awesome. Thanks so much for stopping by my blog, the best cat compliment ever ( LOVE that I can now refer to her as “extreme”), and for the fact I got to stumble across yours! Subscribed – looking forward to reading more :)
Agreed.
Well, not that first part. I don’t have a cat.
I meant the subscribing part.
Whoo!
Thank you both. I won’t ever disappoint you in any way that you could imagine. I will be like the perfect relationship, except you probably won’t ever get to see me or smell my hair.
But I could mail some to you.
Is there such a thing as fan at first sight? Hilarious stuff- great post on the Facebook- so true~
With me there is…
That sounds conceited.
Are you going to tell us more about the forbidden lust???
we all were thinking that, cindy said it first.
No, it’s forbidden. Maybe I’ll get into it later on. It’s just way to sexy and forbidden to be funny.
I think you’re doing a way better job with Twitter than 99% of the users out there. No emoticons. No “lol”s. And your bio doesn’t say anything about “social media,” “marketing” or “entrepreneur.” So kudos on all that.
I too am curious about the forbidden lust, but the Go-Karts sound just as intriguing. As do the one-topping pizzas. What topping do you choose? How can you limit yourself?!? There are so many!
Well, as a social media marketing entrepreneur, I felt it would be redundant to add that to my twitter account…
I always choose great toppings like mushroom, yellow peppers, green olives, extra cheese, spinach or something else good. All of my friends wanted terrible things like pineapple and pepperoni. Awful.
The go carts were great. They were little pro cars on this really tight indoor track. They could hit over 40mph in the straights and probably averaged 30mph through the track. They were like little indy cars and I just kept getting faster and faster until we had to stop. Sadly, one of our crew crashed out going pretty quick and got banged up a bit. She’s okay now though.
I was going to make a “Winning!” joke but I see one of your tweets has already done that. I’ll be following you on Twitter (@zoesaysblog). Love the cartoon!
Yeah, even I succumbed to the Sheen for a brief moment.
Thanks, I’ll keep an eye out for you.
Sometimes prostitution is a good thing (-8
I would absolutely like some more examples.
The sad thing is, I’ve actually seen tweets like that.
Not really. That would be nice, though.
As soon as I get my busted iPhone to work, I’ll check out yo’ tweets.
I’ll check out yo’ tweets too.
That sounds like I’m coming onto you.
I’m fine with it.
Ha, ha, ha! Open mouth wide laugh! Too, funny!
Thanks for stopping by my blog. Once I got over the pic of your butt on your front, I nearly died laughing at #deathbed tweet. Despite the fact that you almost killed me, I may be back to read some more. I’m nice like that.
You laughed at the deathbed stuff? You’re pretty sick.
See you soon.
excellent crotch boobs, buddy.
I try to keep them nice.
So funny, love the picture…kinda? I was wondering if twitter would really help drive traffic, you will have to let us know if you see a big change. At least you are ready with your final words already written. :-)
I’ll keep you posted. I’m not convinced it’s the best way to drive traffic but it could be fun to mess around with for a few months.
If you need help deciding on the picture: yes, you do love it.
Forbidden lust? Isn’t it all forbidden? I mean it is one of the seven deadly sins…isn’t it? Anyway I definitely want to hear all about it!
Someone liked your butt so much that they wanted it on the front of you instead? They obviously weren’t thinking things through properly because if you do indeed have a nice butt (which I’m sure you do) then I think it should stay right where it is. If it’s on the front then it’s impossible to stare at it without getting caught.. not that I would ever do something like that or anything. ;)
I have Twitter but I’m a horrible Tweeter (or whatever Twitter people are called). Not only do I get frustrated by that 140 word limit but I still don’t understand the whole # thing.
I think the # is just a way to “easily” reference what you’er talking about and people who tweet all of the time are called twitterers (or twits for sort).
Well, I guess now you can check out your own ass anytime you want. But you’ll have to get use to peeing holding a mirror so you don’t miss!
Twitter is great. I have been using it for not quite a year. I didn’t “get it” at first either. But I like it because it IS an opportunity to have more readers, especially if you post a link to your blog or your most recent posting. You can network and connect and find others you might want to follow. And it’s so quick–probably unlike your forbidden lust episode this weekend.
I’m stuck on this forbidden lust thing and now I can’t stop wondering if there’s any kind of lust that’s not forbidden…
Nah. Wouldn’t be any fun if it wasn’t forbidden.
I’ve been giving serious thought to the biological pros and cons of the front bottom. The one pictured here, I mean.
Really wish I hadn’t.
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