Tag Archives: matt posky

Always Abscond with an Interminable Trail

Posted on October 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I am moving to New York City.  Don’t worry, Michigan, I’ve left something for you to remember me by.  My love for you is as ceaseless as it is cardinal, and I shall return.   I’m not sure if people still … Continue reading →

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An Unusual Flattering Remark on my Posterior

Posted on March 7, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I recently set up my, long idle, twitter account in order to prostitute this blog more effectively.  I’m not sure how I feel about a medium that only gives you one-hundred and forty characters to explain a concept though.  I … Continue reading →

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Unifiable Infantile Hideousness: Is YOUR Baby Ugly?

Posted on February 7, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This might not be news for the entirety of the human race, but not everybody can have a cute baby.  If I had to be honest, I would say that some babies are about as cute as a truck stop … Continue reading →

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Reverie in Action: Failed Attempts at Running Away

Posted on January 25, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

When I was just about three I told my mother that I was running away.  I cannot clearly recall what had transpired to incite the notion that, having just gotten all of my teeth, my parents were just holding me … Continue reading →

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Unpretentious Devotion: Romantic Advice from Dogs

Posted on January 14, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

If you lay down in the prone position before establishing a dominant relationship with a dog, there is a good chance that he’s going to hump you regardless of your preference on the matter.  Dogs do not overanalyze relationships.  In … Continue reading →

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Too Detroit for Chicago: True Lies by the People who Told Them

Posted on December 31, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

Some time ago, I applied for a job where I would live in Chicago’s Museum of Science and Industry for a month.  It’s one of the more impressive and enjoyable museums I am aware of and I sincerely wanted a … Continue reading →

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Improving the Holidays, Saturnalia and Celebrating Paternal Castration

Posted on December 22, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

I should probably preface this by stating that I grew up as a fairly “typical” American, assuming there is such a thing.  I spent my childhood making snowmen, using a carrot and walnuts to make genitalia in the hopes that … Continue reading →

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Laying Witness to Great Deeds: Destiny in Aisle Ten

Posted on December 10, 2010 by You Monsters Are People
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Romance: Understanding Your Inner Lepidopteran

Posted on November 21, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

There have been a several great loves in my life and most of them have been women.  I’ve spent the last ten years of my life ensuring that I had a plethora of fantastical people in my company, romantically and … Continue reading →

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Being Right, Finding Yourself and Other Things that Don’t Matter Much.

Posted on October 27, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

Quite a few people drift through life like those fuzzy dust particles drift through beams of light.  A few will shine or catch a breeze and dance with each other but, despite being surrounded by them, most of them will … Continue reading →

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