Category Archives: friendship

The SCARIEST Story EVER Told

Posted on October 30, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

DISCLAIMER: This is an incredibly scary story to be read by adults only. If you are a child please ask your parents before reading this very spooky tale. It is not intended for people with weak hearts or epilepsy.  TRIGGER … Continue reading →

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The Nexus Of Magic: A Real Place I Walked To

Posted on October 8, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

The other day I visited the most magical place in the world by accident. It exists at sunset between the Triborough and Hell Gate Bridges in the northern most tip of Queens, New York. There, decades of broken glass litter … Continue reading →

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Police Stopped Climate Change… Protesters From Protesting.

Posted on September 24, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Over the weekend nearly half of a million people peacefully marched down Sixth Avenue through Midtown Manhattan hoping to make the correct amount of noise required to convince corrupt decision-makers and science-ignorant mongoloids to stop ignoring that climate change was … Continue reading →

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A Fond Look Back: Vomit And Strip Clubs

Posted on September 10, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

My first time at a strip club was when I was seventeen. My friend’s older brother was a DJ for such an establishment and thought it would be an important passage into manhood for us. I had previously been in … Continue reading →

Posted in Dark Humor, friendship, history, humor, Life, religion, stories, true stories | Tagged , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

I Didn’t Get Stabbed: My Time at a Dive Bar Karaoke

Posted on June 13, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

There is a dive-bar somewhere in the Midwest that several of my friends claim makes you pay the cover charge in teeth.  When considering the usual clientele, this seems less like a joke and more like a plausible assumption to … Continue reading →

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Avian Action Almost Spoiled My Sunday Morning

Posted on February 12, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

As an adult your opportunities to participate in sleepovers diminish slowly over time. I am not sure if it has something to do with an unwillingness to sleep anywhere other than your own bed or if other people just don’t … Continue reading →

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Having A Live-In Dominatrix Was Electrifyingly Dull

Posted on December 18, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

I used to live with a dominatrix. Obviously that comes with certain compromises and perks that other living arrangements might not have. I was in the middle of my college career and had been dating her best friend for several … Continue reading →

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When Good Times Aren’t Great: It’s Easier to Blame the Drugs Than the Man

Posted on December 11, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

At no point during my existence on this planet have I ever forged a meaningful relationship with a person I’ve met while smoking cannabis. There is nothing about that experience that makes you want to suddenly share all of yourself … Continue reading →

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The You Monsters Are People Audio Experience: Sick, Sad, & Back

Posted on May 20, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

In the third podcast, I return from being stricken with an upper respiratory infection and ear ache. It turns out that ears and lungs are two elements that play an integral role in creating a stellar podcast. Still feeling a … Continue reading →

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When To Hug Someone: Life’s Greatest Mystery

Posted on December 26, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Knowing when to hug someone is a question that has plagued humanity since its very inception. Confounded cave-people deduced how to trap and eat their monkey brethren right away but would have to wait thousands of years before even the … Continue reading →

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