Monthly Archives: November 2014

Smoking: Still Totally Cool

Posted on November 19, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I used to love smoking. For years smoking allowed me to take longer and more frequent breaks at work, was a good excuse to get off my ass and go outside, and frequently allowed me an opportunity to start up … Continue reading →

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Become A Billionaire Before Black Friday!

Posted on November 17, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

The other day I was eating a money-themed candy bar and thought to myself, “I’m not going to have enough cash to buy people Christmas gifts again.” I usually try to convince myself that the holidays are all about spending … Continue reading →

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An Apology To People Who Hate Reading

Posted on November 3, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Last week I wrote the scariest story ever told for everyone’s Halloween enjoyment. While it received plenty of accolades and is currently being made into an audiobook, some of my fans complained that it was too long for them to … Continue reading →

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