Category Archives: science

Inspirational Inspiration On Perseverance

Posted on February 5, 2015 by You Monsters Are People
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Lame New World: A Preface For Our Awful Future

Posted on February 2, 2015 by You Monsters Are People

Not long ago I was filling out a number of worksheets intended for small children, as I have a propensity to do during an evening of moderate drinking, and they pressed me into wondering about the future of politics and … Continue reading →

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My New Mom Is A Computer

Posted on January 13, 2015 by You Monsters Are People

Like many of you, I was born of a human mother made of soft pink flesh and electric impulses wrapped up in skin and topped with hair. She was a kindly woman and my father loved her dearly for all … Continue reading →

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Smoking: Still Totally Cool

Posted on November 19, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I used to love smoking. For years smoking allowed me to take longer and more frequent breaks at work, was a good excuse to get off my ass and go outside, and frequently allowed me an opportunity to start up … Continue reading →

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Police Stopped Climate Change… Protesters From Protesting.

Posted on September 24, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Over the weekend nearly half of a million people peacefully marched down Sixth Avenue through Midtown Manhattan hoping to make the correct amount of noise required to convince corrupt decision-makers and science-ignorant mongoloids to stop ignoring that climate change was … Continue reading →

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Some Anti-Vaxxer I Know Gave Birth To A Mutant

Posted on July 15, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

In a country where a television network previously called The Learning Channel can have a programming lineup filled with shows about about fat illiterate families that yell all the time and people who didn’t even know they were pregnant, it … Continue reading →

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Air Conditioning Doesn’t Build Character

Posted on July 7, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I have been carrying around a sweater with me all summer because this country has an egregious and unhealthy obsession with air conditioning. Air conditioning doesn’t build character or make you a more interesting person. It just encourages you, an … Continue reading →

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They Can Put A Man On The Moon

Posted on April 15, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Americans used to be able to complain about something by saying “they can put a man on the moon….” Well they can put a man on the moon but now they can’t even do that anymore.

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The Modern Chicken: A Theropod At Heart

Posted on February 27, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Tyrannosaurus rex is more closely related to a chicken than it is to an alligator. Think about that the next time you’re at a farm and you see twenty potential man eaters pecking away at food scraps. These little omnivores … Continue reading →

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Avian Action Almost Spoiled My Sunday Morning

Posted on February 12, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

As an adult your opportunities to participate in sleepovers diminish slowly over time. I am not sure if it has something to do with an unwillingness to sleep anywhere other than your own bed or if other people just don’t … Continue reading →

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