About You Monsters Are People
Wisdom, wonderment and weird for everyone.
Is it true that you end up marrying someone just like your mother? I am asking for a friend.
Is your book not selling? Make it about Batman. Having a hard time getting people to go and see your band? Make every song about Scooby-Doo. Need extra cash for painting supplies? Paint something where you have Mario and Luigi driving … Continue reading →
Posted in america, art, comics, Dark Humor, humor, Internet Culture, Life, musings, society, true stories, web comics
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Tagged art, being a sheep, creativity is a scam, dr. who fans, Michael Bay keeps making Transformers movies, pop culture, popular culture, star wars fans
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Not long ago I was filling out a number of worksheets intended for small children, as I have a propensity to do during an evening of moderate drinking, and they pressed me into wondering about the future of politics and … Continue reading →
Posted in america, animals, Dark Humor, humor, Internet Culture, Life, politics, science, society
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Tagged coming trends, dogs, dystopian society, jackie chan, political correctness, politics, sage-like wisdom, the future, this is a warning, vice presidents, worksheets for children
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Like many of you, I was born of a human mother made of soft pink flesh and electric impulses wrapped up in skin and topped with hair. She was a kindly woman and my father loved her dearly for all … Continue reading →
Posted in Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Life, science, society, true stories
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Tagged .exe, computers, family, fear, I am back from vacation, nasa, old technology, talking computers, technology, ted cruz can suck it, the future, twist endings
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I’ve heard that the best strategy when dealing with the police is to “remain silent and stand still.” That’s the kind of advice you’d give someone to avoid being attacked by a bear. The police aren’t killer sharks or poisonous … Continue reading →
Posted in america, animals, Current Events, Dark Humor, history, politics, society
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Tagged animals, barney fife, bears, militarized police, police shootings, racism, shooting people, snakes
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I used to love smoking. For years smoking allowed me to take longer and more frequent breaks at work, was a good excuse to get off my ass and go outside, and frequently allowed me an opportunity to start up … Continue reading →
Posted in america, comics, Dark Humor, humor, Life, science, society, style, true stories, web comics
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Tagged america, being cool all of the time like it is your job, cigarettes, freedom, health, smokers, smoking, soft drugs, world war II
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The other day I was eating a money-themed candy bar and thought to myself, “I’m not going to have enough cash to buy people Christmas gifts again.” I usually try to convince myself that the holidays are all about spending … Continue reading →
Posted in america, Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Life, society
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Tagged all money is fake, black friday, drown your spoiled children, everything is a scam, free money, holidays, one billion dollars, santa claus, shopping
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You Monsters Are People. 