Category Archives: Dark Humor

An Unusual Flattering Remark on my Posterior

Posted on March 7, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I recently set up my, long idle, twitter account in order to prostitute this blog more effectively.  I’m not sure how I feel about a medium that only gives you one-hundred and forty characters to explain a concept though.  I … Continue reading →

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Beating the Clown: A Helpful Comic and Cautionary Tale

Posted on February 23, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This one goes out to all of those people who are having trouble getting their work done online.  We all know that the cyberverse is as entertaining as a robot caveman, but you’ve got to stay strong and keep focus. … Continue reading →

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A Nightmarish Sexual Landscape: Another True Story

Posted on February 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

A few years back, a woman enquired about motorcycle ownership.  However, the conversation she led me into had less to do with two-wheeled transportation and more to do with graphically confusing sexual innuendoes and painting a nightmarish portrait of her … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: February 1988

Posted on February 9, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the second installment of a dairy within the used book I purchased.  For the beginning of this fantastic journey, please read The Greatest Used Book in History or browse around this blog.   I may do a Valentines’s Day … Continue reading →

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Romance: Understanding Your Inner Lepidopteran

Posted on November 21, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

There have been a several great loves in my life and most of them have been women.  I’ve spent the last ten years of my life ensuring that I had a plethora of fantastical people in my company, romantically and … Continue reading →

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Broken Glass and Birthdays: Another True Story

Posted on August 7, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

After having quit some months before, my life had returned to one where I have the obligatory cigarette now and again. I had chosen to take this particular smoke break alone on the porch during the low-key birthday celebrations of … Continue reading →

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Accidentally Pretentious

Posted on August 6, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

(originally written June 18, 2009) I have lived my life in the service of expression and perception but I am unaware of all the reasons that drive me to amass and scrutinize the elements of my own existence. I do … Continue reading →

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