Tag Archives: true stories

Police Stopped Climate Change… Protesters From Protesting.

Posted on September 24, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Over the weekend nearly half of a million people peacefully marched down Sixth Avenue through Midtown Manhattan hoping to make the correct amount of noise required to convince corrupt decision-makers and science-ignorant mongoloids to stop ignoring that climate change was … Continue reading →

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The Information on Osculation: A Brief Kisstory

Posted on September 12, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Millions of years ago one caveman told another, “Put your mouth on my mouth. I bet it will feel totally good.” and kissing was born. Ever since that day, the origin and rules of kissing have been debated fiercely by … Continue reading →

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Bedwetting, Twins, and Other Real-Life Terrors from Childhood

Posted on February 25, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

I was a bed wetter. It was so bad that my parents refused to give me fluids after late afternoon. Sometimes I would get really thirsty and they’d flat out refuse to serve me, so I would sneak into the … Continue reading →

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Pedophilia: Not Always Funny

Posted on February 5, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Like a lot of children, I went to church at the behest of my mother. I spent the majority of my time there pretending that I was a robot or a detective (or a robot-detective) and wandering into places I … Continue reading →

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How Headaches Have Changed My Life

Posted on November 22, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I have never made the mistake of having exceptionally high expectations for my birthday but, despite my best efforts, other people always anticipate that it’s going to be this magical moment for me. It is widely held belief that a … Continue reading →

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Like a Clown on Fire

Posted on March 27, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

After being thoroughly stalked by this French speaking anomaly, after browsing his blog, I was convinced into having a few drinks and drawing him his very own doodle.  It turns out that he was, in fact, a very nice gentleman.  He even whored out … Continue reading →

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True Facts and the Warranting of the Preposterous

Posted on December 13, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Despite its ability to manipulate others, end relationships, ruin lives, escalate ignorance and spread fear, misinformation can still be a lot of fun. Since moving to New York, I’ve been trying to spread as many vehemently ridiculous lies on the … Continue reading →

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Ingesting Gum and the Sleepiest Moment of Anyone’s Life

Posted on May 8, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

For whatever reason, having an exceptionally mature woman’s breasts draped across my arm makes me indescribably, and unexplainably, sleepy.  I have no idea why this phenomenon occurs, but it happened all of the time in high school.  Mrs. Kendall would … Continue reading →

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A Nightmarish Sexual Landscape: Another True Story

Posted on February 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

A few years back, a woman enquired about motorcycle ownership.  However, the conversation she led me into had less to do with two-wheeled transportation and more to do with graphically confusing sexual innuendoes and painting a nightmarish portrait of her … Continue reading →

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Giant Dogs and Unlikely Ova: Another True Story

Posted on January 31, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

When I was in my teens, my next door neighbor had this rundown looking house populated by mean looking dogs.  The place was flat grey with a gravel driveway, a backyard that was mostly dirt and dark yellow curtains that … Continue reading →

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