Category Archives: Dark Humor

A Fond Look Back: Vomit And Strip Clubs

Posted on September 10, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

My first time at a strip club was when I was seventeen. My friend’s older brother was a DJ for such an establishment and thought it would be an important passage into manhood for us. I had previously been in … Continue reading →

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The Hiatus Has Ended

Posted on August 18, 2014 by You Monsters Are People
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YouTube Banned Something I Liked

Posted on July 19, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

The humorless democratization of entertainment and politically correct jerk-off festival that the internet has become is really bumming me out. Last week the contentious comedy troupe, Million Dollar Extreme, was banned from YouTube. The channel initially went down on July 16th and has … Continue reading →

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Some Anti-Vaxxer I Know Gave Birth To A Mutant

Posted on July 15, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

In a country where a television network previously called The Learning Channel can have a programming lineup filled with shows about about fat illiterate families that yell all the time and people who didn’t even know they were pregnant, it … Continue reading →

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Air Conditioning Doesn’t Build Character

Posted on July 7, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I have been carrying around a sweater with me all summer because this country has an egregious and unhealthy obsession with air conditioning. Air conditioning doesn’t build character or make you a more interesting person. It just encourages you, an … Continue reading →

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I Didn’t Get Stabbed: My Time at a Dive Bar Karaoke

Posted on June 13, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

There is a dive-bar somewhere in the Midwest that several of my friends claim makes you pay the cover charge in teeth.  When considering the usual clientele, this seems less like a joke and more like a plausible assumption to … Continue reading →

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Surviving in Modern America And Beyond

Posted on May 27, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Anti-intellectualism is at an all time high in the United States of America. We currently have a large portion of the population angry about the waning standard of living that remain absolutely convinced that raising people’s wages will somehow destroy our … Continue reading →

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I Was Raped By Garbage Culture In A Theater Full Of People

Posted on May 21, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Garbage culture is so pervasive that we can’t escape being involved in it somehow. It doesn’t matter if you don’t watch television or follow celebrity news, it will eventually catch up with you. Despite actively trying to avoid it for … Continue reading →

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Graph Laughs 101

Posted on May 12, 2014 by You Monsters Are People
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Calling Out All Moms

Posted on May 11, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I just want to thank my mom for not being a stupid bitch, like a lot of other people’s moms (and if those other moms disagree I will totally fight them in the park tonight at eleven-thirty unless they are … Continue reading →

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