Category Archives: society

Unhappily Returning From Vacation

Posted on June 30, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I spent the last couple of weeks visiting my family in Michigan. My mother is a school teacher and I found out that they no longer use blackboards or chalk. While I understand the benefits of whiteboards, there is something aesthetically … Continue reading →

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I Didn’t Get Stabbed: My Time at a Dive Bar Karaoke

Posted on June 13, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

There is a dive-bar somewhere in the Midwest that several of my friends claim makes you pay the cover charge in teeth.  When considering the usual clientele, this seems less like a joke and more like a plausible assumption to … Continue reading →

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Surviving in Modern America And Beyond

Posted on May 27, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Anti-intellectualism is at an all time high in the United States of America. We currently have a large portion of the population angry about the waning standard of living that remain absolutely convinced that raising people’s wages will somehow destroy our … Continue reading →

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I Was Raped By Garbage Culture In A Theater Full Of People

Posted on May 21, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Garbage culture is so pervasive that we can’t escape being involved in it somehow. It doesn’t matter if you don’t watch television or follow celebrity news, it will eventually catch up with you. Despite actively trying to avoid it for … Continue reading →

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Western Civilization Is Nearly Over: Become A Hater And Make A Difference

Posted on May 7, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Becoming a hater is one the greatest things you can do with your life in these troubled postmodern times. However, the prevailing popularity of willful ignorance and complacency may make finding like-minded individuals difficult. A lot of America has thrown … Continue reading →

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They Can Put A Man On The Moon

Posted on April 15, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Americans used to be able to complain about something by saying “they can put a man on the moon….” Well they can put a man on the moon but now they can’t even do that anymore.

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Popular Culture As Religion: Please Kill Your God

Posted on April 2, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

A few years after the twentieth century ended the world became terrible. The economy shit the bed, everyone lost their jobs, the government started to become evil, and all educational programing was systematically replaced by “reality” television. It was as … Continue reading →

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Prison: Not Just for Criminals

Posted on March 18, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

There are still thousands of people in Colorado and Washington state prisons as a result of criminal possession or sale of marijuana– which has been legal for the last year. These states have already amassed several million in tax revenue … Continue reading →

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Human Cheese: Not for the Common Man

Posted on March 11, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

After a brief surge in popularity a few years ago, cheese made from human milk sort of vanished from existence. While marginally curious, I assumed that I would never encounter it in my lifetime. I must have read a dozen … Continue reading →

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The Modern Chicken: A Theropod At Heart

Posted on February 27, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Tyrannosaurus rex is more closely related to a chicken than it is to an alligator. Think about that the next time you’re at a farm and you see twenty potential man eaters pecking away at food scraps. These little omnivores … Continue reading →

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