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Needless Honking and, by Extension, People

Posted on October 4, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

If I could go back in time and change history, I would travel back and kill every single person that was involved with developing car horns. I don’t know if you know this but car horns have gotten progressively louder … Continue reading →

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The Low Down on Getting High

Posted on September 19, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I often find myself wondering about drug laws because there doesn’t seem to be any real rhyme or reason to them. Some potentially harmful synthetic drugs are regulated and sold as medicine, while other more natural and less harmful ones remain illegal. … Continue reading →

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Internet Users and the Feline Phenomenon

Posted on August 29, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

This blog owes a fair amount of its success to how much people seem to be unhealthily obsessed with cats. I had a few big hits with articles discussing our obsession with food, odd social norms, or the job market; but it has always been cats that … Continue reading →

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Paternal Evolution: The Impediment of All Natural Urges

Posted on August 15, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

A number of my friends are having children so I have been thinking a lot about fatherhood lately. The relationship with a father, especially as another male, is probably the most complicated concept I can imagine. Our society attempts to … Continue reading →

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Bona Fide: Why Being You Beats Being Them

Posted on August 8, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I was recently at a show in Brooklyn where I couldn’t quite see the stage, so I ended up watching two young men in the crowd secretly putting trash into a third man’s afro. Maybe they couldn’t see the stage … Continue reading →

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Desperately Seeking Help: A Personal Problem Advertisement

Posted on July 10, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I would apologize for my long absence from the internet but I was taking a working vacation in order to further enhance future majesty for your eyes, ears and, if you’re lucky, mouths. I was forced to spend the last couple of weeks working in … Continue reading →

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Achieving Social Repose: Letting Others Have a Gay Old Time

Posted on June 19, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Some people claim that gay sex is an abomination and often equate it with bestiality. But that doesn’t really seem fair, because when you look lustfully into the eyes of a dog it can’t whisper “take me” into your ear … Continue reading →

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Updates and Interview: Diving Into the Shallows

Posted on June 6, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

You Monsters Are People is starting to spin wildly out of control. The number of subscribers continues to climb and I have also acquired a decent number of routine lurkers. It seems as if I should offer more than an … Continue reading →

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They Probably Don’t Eat Brunch In Libya

Posted on June 5, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I don’t understand brunch. Why would I want to wait in line for a meal when I could have just eaten breakfast, without waiting, an hour earlier for half the price? Brunch does have some benefits over breakfast, though. You … Continue reading →

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Born Beautiful: Advantages of Pulchritude

Posted on May 3, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

It’s easy to be envious of another person’s good looks but remember that, with a scalpel and a little moxie, you can take that away from them forever. But, perhaps, the more productive path to take involves building an interesting … Continue reading →

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