Category Archives: web comics

Getting Old: The Side Effect of Aging

Posted on October 23, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

While some people grow older with grace and maintain their beauty, others age like a curse has been put upon them. But, eventually, we will all start to resemble rotting jack o’ lanterns in both appearance and smell. Your pants … Continue reading →

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The Low Down on Getting High

Posted on September 19, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I often find myself wondering about drug laws because there doesn’t seem to be any real rhyme or reason to them. Some potentially harmful synthetic drugs are regulated and sold as medicine, while other more natural and less harmful ones remain illegal. … Continue reading →

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The Detestable Semblance: Faking a Persona You Can Live With

Posted on August 21, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I was on a walk to the pharmacy to pick up some cold medicine and I saw two women breast feeding in the rain and one cat. The cat wasn’t breast feeding and really isn’t relevant to the story, but … Continue reading →

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Paternal Evolution: The Impediment of All Natural Urges

Posted on August 15, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

A number of my friends are having children so I have been thinking a lot about fatherhood lately. The relationship with a father, especially as another male, is probably the most complicated concept I can imagine. Our society attempts to … Continue reading →

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Bona Fide: Why Being You Beats Being Them

Posted on August 8, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I was recently at a show in Brooklyn where I couldn’t quite see the stage, so I ended up watching two young men in the crowd secretly putting trash into a third man’s afro. Maybe they couldn’t see the stage … Continue reading →

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Born Beautiful: Advantages of Pulchritude

Posted on May 3, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

It’s easy to be envious of another person’s good looks but remember that, with a scalpel and a little moxie, you can take that away from them forever. But, perhaps, the more productive path to take involves building an interesting … Continue reading →

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A Duck Walks Into a Bar

Posted on April 25, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

An adept and self-confident person is incapable of being consumed by jealousy. Jealousy is simply a symptom of neurotic insecurity. That said, some ducks mate for life and are willing to take care of business. For more of Mr. Bevins … Continue reading →

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Reassessing Humanity as All Inclusive

Posted on March 30, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I have been to the most hoity of toity fancy-pants black tie affairs, the sketchiest dive bars with people just mainlining drugs in the bathroom like crazy, rap battles, a cello concert, Old Country Buffet, and almost everywhere in between.  … Continue reading →

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Like a Clown on Fire

Posted on March 27, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

After being thoroughly stalked by this French speaking anomaly, after browsing his blog, I was convinced into having a few drinks and drawing him his very own doodle.  It turns out that he was, in fact, a very nice gentleman.  He even whored out … Continue reading →

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No Prolonged Eye-Contact: An Empirical Guide to Subway Safety

Posted on March 19, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Public transportation is a convenient way to get around most major cities and the subway is what makes the really big cities livable in the modern age.  However, there are hazards to consider when riding the rails and there will … Continue reading →

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