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Western Civilization Is Nearly Over: Become A Hater And Make A Difference

Posted on May 7, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Becoming a hater is one the greatest things you can do with your life in these troubled postmodern times. However, the prevailing popularity of willful ignorance and complacency may make finding like-minded individuals difficult. A lot of America has thrown … Continue reading →

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Pet Projects

Posted on May 2, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

It has been a ruff couple of weeks and I have yet to make heads or tails of it. There has been little time to take paws and assess all of the work I have been doing lately. Hopefully I finish … Continue reading →

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You Hump My Leg And I’ll Hump Yours

Posted on April 16, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

You Monsters Are People did an interview with Australian novelist and actor Thompson Waite. We discussed writing, teenage rebellion, family history, try-hards, failed parents, fake experts, and how to build a marginally successful website! If you need to improve your awful blog or … Continue reading →

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They Can Put A Man On The Moon

Posted on April 15, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Americans used to be able to complain about something by saying “they can put a man on the moon….” Well they can put a man on the moon but now they can’t even do that anymore.

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Popular Culture As Religion: Please Kill Your God

Posted on April 2, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

A few years after the twentieth century ended the world became terrible. The economy shit the bed, everyone lost their jobs, the government started to become evil, and all educational programing was systematically replaced by “reality” television. It was as … Continue reading →

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Please Help Feed Hungry Vampires

Posted on March 24, 2014 by You Monsters Are People
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Prison: Not Just for Criminals

Posted on March 18, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

There are still thousands of people in Colorado and Washington state prisons as a result of criminal possession or sale of marijuana– which has been legal for the last year. These states have already amassed several million in tax revenue … Continue reading →

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Human Cheese: Not for the Common Man

Posted on March 11, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

After a brief surge in popularity a few years ago, cheese made from human milk sort of vanished from existence. While marginally curious, I assumed that I would never encounter it in my lifetime. I must have read a dozen … Continue reading →

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The Modern Chicken: A Theropod At Heart

Posted on February 27, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Tyrannosaurus rex is more closely related to a chicken than it is to an alligator. Think about that the next time you’re at a farm and you see twenty potential man eaters pecking away at food scraps. These little omnivores … Continue reading →

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Defeat Those Wintertime Blues: Things to Try If You’re Not a Huge Baby

Posted on February 20, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Based on the expressions on ugly people’s faces that I’ve been passing in the street, the winter doldrums are still going strong. However, the temperatures are about to rise everywhere and the sun has been seen hanging out in the … Continue reading →

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