Category Archives: Life

Falsus Corpus: Thoughts About Women’s Stupid Bodies

Posted on January 22, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

In prehistoric times the thing that made a woman the most desirable to the rest of her pack was having both arms. Things like sharp teeth and having no diseases were just perks back then. If you were some archaic … Continue reading →

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The Inevitable Return of Dueling

Posted on January 16, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I think we may need to return to dueling to settle petty personal disputes. But, as killing is currently a major social faux pas, it wouldn’t necessarily always need to be pistols at dawn. It could just be game of … Continue reading →

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Having A Live-In Dominatrix Was Electrifyingly Dull

Posted on December 18, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

I used to live with a dominatrix. Obviously that comes with certain compromises and perks that other living arrangements might not have. I was in the middle of my college career and had been dating her best friend for several … Continue reading →

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When Good Times Aren’t Great: It’s Easier to Blame the Drugs Than the Man

Posted on December 11, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

At no point during my existence on this planet have I ever forged a meaningful relationship with a person I’ve met while smoking cannabis. There is nothing about that experience that makes you want to suddenly share all of yourself … Continue reading →

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Unsolved Mysteries: A Misnomer

Posted on November 18, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

When I was a child the scariest thing on television was Unsolved Mysteries. Each week Robert Stack came into our homes for forty-four minutes to explain murders and rapes in brutal detail with the help of “dramatic reenactments” before letting … Continue reading →

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The You Monsters Are People Audio Experience: ZZ Power Bottom

Posted on November 4, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

In the fifth episode, guests Joseph Hastings (Christian leader and Beacon of Light recipient) and Junior Walker Thomas (Law Student and United Atheist Alliance member) weigh in with their thoughts on religion. Both interviews build to very intense climaxes and … Continue reading →

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Halloween: Dream Analysis

Posted on October 31, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Pfft. I’m not even sure that’s a thing.

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An Open Letter to the People in Charge

Posted on October 10, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Dear Oligarchy, It’s been a long time coming but I think people are finally starting to catch on to all of your bullshit. The public trust in you is beginning to collapse like those cheap umbrellas you produce in China … Continue reading →

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Religious Apathy: Putting My Faith In Faithlessness

Posted on October 1, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

This week I am guest posting on A Clown On Fire as part of A Five Day Conversation on God. I talk on my personal experience with religion and feelings about faith. Here’s a taste: More often than not, parents try to impose … Continue reading →

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The Information on Osculation: A Brief Kisstory

Posted on September 12, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Millions of years ago one caveman told another, “Put your mouth on my mouth. I bet it will feel totally good.” and kissing was born. Ever since that day, the origin and rules of kissing have been debated fiercely by … Continue reading →

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