Category Archives: musings

Reassessing Humanity as All Inclusive

I have been to the most hoity of toity fancy-pants black tie affairs, the sketchiest dive bars with people just mainlining drugs in the bathroom like crazy, rap battles, a cello concert, Old Country Buffet, and almost everywhere in between.  … Continue reading

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The Moments Succeeding Saint Valentine’s Day

I hope that everyone had consensual sex on Valentine’s Day but, if you found yourself sans a valentine, it’s not like this was your last chance.  I assure you, despite that deep dark feeling, you will probably have another opportunity.  … Continue reading

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How to be Complacent in Your Conceitedness

There are a lot of people out there that are so far up their own asses that all you’ll be able to see are the tips of their shoes.  However, smugness is for everyone, even “normal” people are guilty of … Continue reading

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Retroceding for Self-Betterment

No one is clever enough to figure out a way to change the past. I’ve lived a pretty unapologetic existence but there are a few things I’d go back and change if I were given the opportunity. Fortunately, that is … Continue reading

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Epidermal Ornateness and Absurd Discord

I’ve noticed a lot of people complaining about tattoos lately as if they are some sort of heinous affront to humanity.  If anyone has any insight to offer on this, I would be interested to entertain your thought in the … Continue reading

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Modern Problems: The Cultivation of Pulchritude in Ugliness

There is a distinct absence of class today.  Back during what many refer to as in the day, if two parties had a disagreement, someone would have made a clever quip and then tap danced up a marble staircase.  Chances are, they … Continue reading

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The Photochromic Plague: A Plea for Sanity

Transition, or photochromic, lenses seem to be custom made to make every person look sketchy.  You can make dozens of good cases for wearing photochromic lenses.  Since they alleviate the need for sunglasses, they save you both money and space … Continue reading

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Ingesting Gum and the Sleepiest Moment of Anyone’s Life

For whatever reason, having an exceptionally mature woman’s breasts draped across my arm makes me indescribably, and unexplainably, sleepy.  I have no idea why this phenomenon occurs, but it happened all of the time in high school.  Mrs. Kendall would … Continue reading

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Creators and Creations: Wherefore Art Thou?

Since it’s entirely subjective, virtually anything can be considered art.  I could go to the bathroom inside of a top hat and put it on display, assuming that’s not been done several times already.  While this might sound like a … Continue reading

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Phony Revolutionaries and “Expert” Advice

I once had an argument at a bar in a college town with a young man in a red shirt featuring the likeness of Che Guevara.  He had a patchy beard that melded into a messy length of hair and … Continue reading

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