Tag Archives: weird

Weird New NYC Parks Campaign Guarantees Explosive Increase in Rat and Bird Population

Posted on June 14, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

There appears to be a weird new New York City Parks campaign to increase the rat and bird population. Luckily, I think rats and pigeons are hilarious animals. I am already hard at work on breeding my very first litter … Continue reading →

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Ingesting Gum and the Sleepiest Moment of Anyone’s Life

Posted on May 8, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

For whatever reason, having an exceptionally mature woman’s breasts draped across my arm makes me indescribably, and unexplainably, sleepy.  I have no idea why this phenomenon occurs, but it happened all of the time in high school.  Mrs. Kendall would … Continue reading →

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Being Born in the Future and the Deliciousness of Tomorrow’s Hotdog

Posted on March 28, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I spent the better part of today comparing different colored metallic foil fringe and tinsel curtains, because I live the sort of life where stuff like that frequently comes into play. However, thirty-six hours earlier, I was at a wedding … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: April 1988

Posted on March 16, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the fourth installment of the diary within a used book I purchased from a clearance event for “junk books” in a nearly abandoned library.  For the beginning of this fantastic story, please read, the first installment of The Greatest … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History

Posted on February 4, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

If you have ever wondered where books go when they die or are just a few decades old and no longer relevant, I can tell you.  They all end up in a dilapidated library that smells like old cardboard and … Continue reading →

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Unpretentious Devotion: Romantic Advice from Dogs

Posted on January 14, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

If you lay down in the prone position before establishing a dominant relationship with a dog, there is a good chance that he’s going to hump you regardless of your preference on the matter.  Dogs do not overanalyze relationships.  In … Continue reading →

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Laying Witness to Great Deeds: Destiny in Aisle Ten

Posted on December 10, 2010 by You Monsters Are People
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The Remedy to Small-Talk: Experimental Communication and Getting Weird

Posted on September 28, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

I’ve never been a proponent of small talk.  Despite being reasonably good at it, it has always felt so forced and scripted to me.  Most people don’t like when you break from the script either, it makes them uncomfortable.  You’re … Continue reading →

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Ears, Clouds, Magic and Sleep Deprivation

Posted on August 12, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

A bit off from an extensive lack of sleep. Continue reading →

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