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Author Archives: You Monsters Are People
No Prolonged Eye-Contact: An Empirical Guide to Subway Safety
Public transportation is a convenient way to get around most major cities and the subway is what makes the really big cities livable in the modern age. However, there are hazards to consider when riding the rails and there will … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Life, science, Uncategorized, web comics, Webcomics
Tagged body stink, danger, mental illness, MTA, riding the subway, rules, safety, subway, types of people
39 Comments
Cats Aren’t Cute and Neither is Your Date: Seeing Through the Fog of Perspective
Society has a serious problem with objectivity. This is because every person perceives everything differently but it’s our job to reign that in before it we end up with racism, sexism, agism and a slew of other prejudices. Being objective … Continue reading
Posted in cats, Dark Humor, humor, Life, love, pets, Uncategorized, web comics, Webcomics
Tagged cats, celebrities, cute, dating, drinking blood, famous parents, objectivity, perspective, violent murder
26 Comments
Digital Gravidness: What Not To Expect When Someone Is Expecting
If you’re anything like me, you’ve been thinking a lot about pregnant women. It is actually pretty unavoidable what with all the rampant pregnancy on, and offline, right now. It’s sort of hard to know what to do with it. … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Current Events, Dark Humor, Life, science, Uncategorized, web comics, Webcomics
Tagged babies, baby meat, birth, childbirth, children are better than infants, pregnancy, pregnancy photos, privacy, social media
32 Comments
The Moments Succeeding Saint Valentine’s Day
I hope that everyone had consensual sex on Valentine’s Day but, if you found yourself sans a valentine, it’s not like this was your last chance. I assure you, despite that deep dark feeling, you will probably have another opportunity. … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Current Events, Dark Humor, friendship, humor, Life, love, musings, Uncategorized, web comics, Webcomics
Tagged being alone, birth, children, comics, love, relationships, self pity, togetherness, Valentine's Day
36 Comments
How to be Complacent in Your Conceitedness
There are a lot of people out there that are so far up their own asses that all you’ll be able to see are the tips of their shoes. However, smugness is for everyone, even “normal” people are guilty of … Continue reading
Posted in cats, comics, Dark Humor, humor, Life, musings, Uncategorized, web comics, Webcomics
Tagged conceitedness, how to be wise, pride, rage, smug, Will Smith
28 Comments
Seven Days of Convalescence: A Weak Week
Here is a bad drawing of a bad totally awesome pun I made while I’ve been unwell all this week. I suppose it’s healthy to be sick once in a while. I’ll offer some real content in a day or … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Current Events, humor, Life, web comics, Webcomics
Tagged being sick, health, puns, snailor
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You Monsters Are People. 