Author Archives: You Monsters Are People

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Wisdom, wonderment and weird for everyone.

Retroceding for Self-Betterment

Posted on January 10, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

No one is clever enough to figure out a way to change the past. I’ve lived a pretty unapologetic existence but there are a few things I’d go back and change if I were given the opportunity. Fortunately, that is … Continue reading →

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The Guest List At My Funeral

Posted on January 2, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I’m going to make a guest list for my funeral, that way people I don’t want to show up can’t waltz in and pretend to have been my friend or some long lost family member.  Normally, I don’t believe in the the … Continue reading →

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True Facts and the Warranting of the Preposterous

Posted on December 13, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Despite its ability to manipulate others, end relationships, ruin lives, escalate ignorance and spread fear, misinformation can still be a lot of fun. Since moving to New York, I’ve been trying to spread as many vehemently ridiculous lies on the … Continue reading →

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Epidermal Ornateness and Absurd Discord

Posted on November 13, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I’ve noticed a lot of people complaining about tattoos lately as if they are some sort of heinous affront to humanity.  If anyone has any insight to offer on this, I would be interested to entertain your thought in the … Continue reading →

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Always Abscond with an Interminable Trail

Posted on October 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I am moving to New York City.  Don’t worry, Michigan, I’ve left something for you to remember me by.  My love for you is as ceaseless as it is cardinal, and I shall return.   I’m not sure if people still … Continue reading →

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Anthropophagous Togetherness: Meat, Your New Friends

Posted on October 2, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

We’ve all looked at someone we’ve loved and thought, “When they die, I might eat them a little bit so they will stay part of me forever.”  It probably doesn’t happen all that often but it has happened.  You’ve noticed … Continue reading →

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Modern Problems: The Cultivation of Pulchritude in Ugliness

Posted on September 14, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

There is a distinct absence of class today.  Back during what many refer to as in the day, if two parties had a disagreement, someone would have made a clever quip and then tap danced up a marble staircase.  Chances are, they … Continue reading →

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Great American Pastimes: The Lust of Four-Wheeled Abomination

Posted on September 5, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

It doesn’t matter if you spend your week cleaning out septic tanks with your bare hands, managing hedge funds, changing diapers or telemarketing in some far away country.  Everyone who was ever born loves Demolition Derby and Enduro Derby races.  … Continue reading →

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The Month America’s East Coast Gently Tried to Tear Itself Apart and Failed

Posted on August 28, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I don’t want the current crisis involving the hurricane to overshadow the earthquake that occurred in Virginia last week.  Please don’t forget the tragedy and damage that those poor people still have to face during the cleanup process.  Those misaligned … Continue reading →

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