Category Archives: Current Events

Bona Fide: Why Being You Beats Being Them

Posted on August 8, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I was recently at a show in Brooklyn where I couldn’t quite see the stage, so I ended up watching two young men in the crowd secretly putting trash into a third man’s afro. Maybe they couldn’t see the stage … Continue reading →

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Desperately Seeking Help: A Personal Problem Advertisement

Posted on July 10, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I would apologize for my long absence from the internet but I was taking a working vacation in order to further enhance future majesty for your eyes, ears and, if you’re lucky, mouths. I was forced to spend the last couple of weeks working in … Continue reading →

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Achieving Social Repose: Letting Others Have a Gay Old Time

Posted on June 19, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Some people claim that gay sex is an abomination and often equate it with bestiality. But that doesn’t really seem fair, because when you look lustfully into the eyes of a dog it can’t whisper “take me” into your ear … Continue reading →

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Weird New NYC Parks Campaign Guarantees Explosive Increase in Rat and Bird Population

Posted on June 14, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

There appears to be a weird new New York City Parks campaign to increase the rat and bird population. Luckily, I think rats and pigeons are hilarious animals. I am already hard at work on breeding my very first litter … Continue reading →

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Updates and Interview: Diving Into the Shallows

Posted on June 6, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

You Monsters Are People is starting to spin wildly out of control. The number of subscribers continues to climb and I have also acquired a decent number of routine lurkers. It seems as if I should offer more than an … Continue reading →

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Taking My Evening Constitutional

Posted on April 4, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I came across this while I was out wetting my whistle…. They say a picture is worth a thousand words but, in this case, I think they break pretty much even. I am, as we speak, uploading the next Cat … Continue reading →

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Reassessing Humanity as All Inclusive

Posted on March 30, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I have been to the most hoity of toity fancy-pants black tie affairs, the sketchiest dive bars with people just mainlining drugs in the bathroom like crazy, rap battles, a cello concert, Old Country Buffet, and almost everywhere in between.  … Continue reading →

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Like a Clown on Fire

Posted on March 27, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

After being thoroughly stalked by this French speaking anomaly, after browsing his blog, I was convinced into having a few drinks and drawing him his very own doodle.  It turns out that he was, in fact, a very nice gentleman.  He even whored out … Continue reading →

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No Prolonged Eye-Contact: An Empirical Guide to Subway Safety

Posted on March 19, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Public transportation is a convenient way to get around most major cities and the subway is what makes the really big cities livable in the modern age.  However, there are hazards to consider when riding the rails and there will … Continue reading →

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Digital Gravidness: What Not To Expect When Someone Is Expecting

Posted on February 22, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

If you’re anything like me, you’ve been thinking a lot about pregnant women.  It is actually pretty unavoidable what with all the rampant pregnancy on, and offline, right now.  It’s sort of hard to know what to do with it. … Continue reading →

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