Category Archives: friendship

Pillow Talk: A Brief History of Romance

Posted on November 12, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I have definitely touched on the subject of romance a few times in the past and have even allowed myself to get rather serious on the subject. But love is a pretty boring read when it’s going perpetually well. Romeo … Continue reading →

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Internet Users and the Feline Phenomenon

Posted on August 29, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

This blog owes a fair amount of its success to how much people seem to be unhealthily obsessed with cats. I had a few big hits with articles discussing our obsession with food, odd social norms, or the job market; but it has always been cats that … Continue reading →

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Achieving Social Repose: Letting Others Have a Gay Old Time

Posted on June 19, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Some people claim that gay sex is an abomination and often equate it with bestiality. But that doesn’t really seem fair, because when you look lustfully into the eyes of a dog it can’t whisper “take me” into your ear … Continue reading →

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They Probably Don’t Eat Brunch In Libya

Posted on June 5, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I don’t understand brunch. Why would I want to wait in line for a meal when I could have just eaten breakfast, without waiting, an hour earlier for half the price? Brunch does have some benefits over breakfast, though. You … Continue reading →

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Born Beautiful: Advantages of Pulchritude

Posted on May 3, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

It’s easy to be envious of another person’s good looks but remember that, with a scalpel and a little moxie, you can take that away from them forever. But, perhaps, the more productive path to take involves building an interesting … Continue reading →

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Party Tip: Pronounce Harassment With A British Accent

Posted on March 31, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Again, I know I don’t usually reblog other people’s work but this seemed particularly relevant to my previous post, Reassessing Humanity as All Inclusive.  A good friend of mine from back home has posted a rather poignant story that was … Continue reading →

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Like a Clown on Fire

Posted on March 27, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

After being thoroughly stalked by this French speaking anomaly, after browsing his blog, I was convinced into having a few drinks and drawing him his very own doodle.  It turns out that he was, in fact, a very nice gentleman.  He even whored out … Continue reading →

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The Moments Succeeding Saint Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 15, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I hope that everyone had consensual sex on Valentine’s Day but, if you found yourself sans a valentine, it’s not like this was your last chance.  I assure you, despite that deep dark feeling, you will probably have another opportunity.  … Continue reading →

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Retroceding for Self-Betterment

Posted on January 10, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

No one is clever enough to figure out a way to change the past. I’ve lived a pretty unapologetic existence but there are a few things I’d go back and change if I were given the opportunity. Fortunately, that is … Continue reading →

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The Guest List At My Funeral

Posted on January 2, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I’m going to make a guest list for my funeral, that way people I don’t want to show up can’t waltz in and pretend to have been my friend or some long lost family member.  Normally, I don’t believe in the the … Continue reading →

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