Category Archives: Current Events

Police Stopped Climate Change… Protesters From Protesting.

Posted on September 24, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Over the weekend nearly half of a million people peacefully marched down Sixth Avenue through Midtown Manhattan hoping to make the correct amount of noise required to convince corrupt decision-makers and science-ignorant mongoloids to stop ignoring that climate change was … Continue reading →

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YouTube Banned Something I Liked

Posted on July 19, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

The humorless democratization of entertainment and politically correct jerk-off festival that the internet has become is really bumming me out. Last week the contentious comedy troupe, Million Dollar Extreme, was banned from YouTube. The channel initially went down on July 16th and has … Continue reading →

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Some Anti-Vaxxer I Know Gave Birth To A Mutant

Posted on July 15, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

In a country where a television network previously called The Learning Channel can have a programming lineup filled with shows about about fat illiterate families that yell all the time and people who didn’t even know they were pregnant, it … Continue reading →

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Air Conditioning Doesn’t Build Character

Posted on July 7, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I have been carrying around a sweater with me all summer because this country has an egregious and unhealthy obsession with air conditioning. Air conditioning doesn’t build character or make you a more interesting person. It just encourages you, an … Continue reading →

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Unhappily Returning From Vacation

Posted on June 30, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I spent the last couple of weeks visiting my family in Michigan. My mother is a school teacher and I found out that they no longer use blackboards or chalk. While I understand the benefits of whiteboards, there is something aesthetically … Continue reading →

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Life Is Meaningless… Unless It Includes A Free Hat Giveaway

Posted on June 4, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Are you a fan of You Monsters Are People but still feel like a worthless human being because you’ve never done anything to support it? Have you wanted to help out but just aren’t an altruistic enough person? Do you … Continue reading →

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Calling Out All Moms

Posted on May 11, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

I just want to thank my mom for not being a stupid bitch, like a lot of other people’s moms (and if those other moms disagree I will totally fight them in the park tonight at eleven-thirty unless they are … Continue reading →

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Western Civilization Is Nearly Over: Become A Hater And Make A Difference

Posted on May 7, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

Becoming a hater is one the greatest things you can do with your life in these troubled postmodern times. However, the prevailing popularity of willful ignorance and complacency may make finding like-minded individuals difficult. A lot of America has thrown … Continue reading →

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Pet Projects

Posted on May 2, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

It has been a ruff couple of weeks and I have yet to make heads or tails of it. There has been little time to take paws and assess all of the work I have been doing lately. Hopefully I finish … Continue reading →

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You Hump My Leg And I’ll Hump Yours

Posted on April 16, 2014 by You Monsters Are People

You Monsters Are People did an interview with Australian novelist and actor Thompson Waite. We discussed writing, teenage rebellion, family history, try-hards, failed parents, fake experts, and how to build a marginally successful website! If you need to improve your awful blog or … Continue reading →

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