Category Archives: Dark Humor

How to be Complacent in Your Conceitedness

There are a lot of people out there that are so far up their own asses that all you’ll be able to see are the tips of their shoes.  However, smugness is for everyone, even “normal” people are guilty of … Continue reading

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: September 1988

This is the ninth installment of the infamous diary within a used book that I procured from a clearance event for “junk books.”  For those of you new to this strange saga, the journal is the story of an especially peculiar … Continue reading

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Retroceding for Self-Betterment

No one is clever enough to figure out a way to change the past. I’ve lived a pretty unapologetic existence but there are a few things I’d go back and change if I were given the opportunity. Fortunately, that is … Continue reading

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The Guest List At My Funeral

I’m going to make a guest list for my funeral, that way people I don’t want to show up can’t waltz in and pretend to have been my friend or some long lost family member.  Normally, I don’t believe in the the … Continue reading

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Always Abscond with an Interminable Trail

I am moving to New York City.  Don’t worry, Michigan, I’ve left something for you to remember me by.  My love for you is as ceaseless as it is cardinal, and I shall return.   I’m not sure if people still … Continue reading

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Anthropophagous Togetherness: Meat, Your New Friends

We’ve all looked at someone we’ve loved and thought, “When they die, I might eat them a little bit so they will stay part of me forever.”  It probably doesn’t happen all that often but it has happened.  You’ve noticed … Continue reading

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Modern Problems: The Cultivation of Pulchritude in Ugliness

There is a distinct absence of class today.  Back during what many refer to as in the day, if two parties had a disagreement, someone would have made a clever quip and then tap danced up a marble staircase.  Chances are, they … Continue reading

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Greetings from Lake Erie.

I’ve been making waves at the beach but will return with plenty of new content very soon. If you find yourself impatiently waiting, skim through some old posts or find someone else to read for the next couple of days. … Continue reading

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Ghost Dogs and the New American Job Market

When we were all young, everyone kept telling us that we could be whatever we wanted when we grew up. After all, we lived in America and that was the one place in the whole world where you could achieve … Continue reading

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