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Category Archives: humor
Sadness and Soviet Space Dogs
A friend of mine called me late the other night and said the following, “It’s like we’re in hell. This is hell… but it’s still so beautiful.” I knew exactly what he meant. A few days prior, I was wandering … Continue reading →
Posted in animals, comics, Dark Humor, humor, Life, love, musings, pets, society, stories, true stories, web comics
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Tagged bad times, city birds, depression, moods, pizza, Russian, sorrow, soviet, space dogs
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Heartache in the Absence of Love and then, Eventually, the Other.
My first girlfriend was a lot like my first job; not particularly enjoyable and only obtained because of peer pressure and convenience. They also both sort of had a weird bleach smell. It probably doesn’t come as much of a … Continue reading →
Posted in college, Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Life, love, musings, stories, true stories, Uncategorized, web comics, Webcomics
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Tagged collge, dating, first jobs, first loves, girlfriends, heartbreak, high school, romance, women
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New York: Allegedly the Greatest City in the World
This week I am guest posting on A Clown On Fire at the request of it’s creator. If you’ve ever wondered how I feel about New York City since having moved there, read New York: Allegedly the Greatest City in the World and … Continue reading →
The You Monsters Are People Audio Experience: Erotic Mac n’ Cheese
This second podcast is a little PG-13 and probably best avoided by young children and uptight weirdos. Stream it at work, download it for the commute and share it if you like anything you hear! In this episode, Vinnie discusses … Continue reading →
Posted in art, Dark Humor, humor, Life, podcast, podcasts, society, true stories
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Tagged art, cam girl, erotic art, perversion, podcast, strange hobbies, what is going on with people
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Bedwetting, Twins, and Other Real-Life Terrors from Childhood
I was a bed wetter. It was so bad that my parents refused to give me fluids after late afternoon. Sometimes I would get really thirsty and they’d flat out refuse to serve me, so I would sneak into the … Continue reading →
Posted in comics, Dark Humor, humor, Life, love, stories, true stories, web comics
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Tagged adult bed wetting, bed wetting, childhood, real problems, the future, true stories, twins
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Pedophilia: Not Always Funny
Like a lot of children, I went to church at the behest of my mother. I spent the majority of my time there pretending that I was a robot or a detective (or a robot-detective) and wandering into places I … Continue reading →
Posted in Dark Humor, humor, Life, society, stories, true stories, Uncategorized, web comics, Webcomics
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Tagged childhood, church, high school jobs, I don't hate church but it wasn't for me, pedophiles, people in the workplace, perverts, religion, true stories
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The You Monsters Are People Audio Experience: Roller Coaster DJs
You no longer need to be literate to enjoy You Monsters Are People because I’ve started a podcast. Listen to it at work or download it and take it with you for the commute, the gym, or into the afterlife. … Continue reading →
Posted in Current Events, humor, Life, podcast, stories, Uncategorized
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Tagged 1990s, audio, Cedar Point, DJs, History, jock jams, Lightning Lou, podcast, Roller Coaster DJ, roller coasters
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How To Prepare For The Day: Don’t
Despite our best efforts, it is exceedingly difficult to prepare for the day. Outside of being hungry, there are no guarantees of what the coming hours might bring. Literally anything could happen to you once you’re out in the big … Continue reading →
Posted in Dark Humor, humor, Life, motorcycles, musings, pets, society, true stories, Uncategorized
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Tagged days, dog poop, local news, news, not pulling your weight, status quo
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37 Comments
When To Hug Someone: Life’s Greatest Mystery
Knowing when to hug someone is a question that has plagued humanity since its very inception. Confounded cave-people deduced how to trap and eat their monkey brethren right away but would have to wait thousands of years before even the … Continue reading →
Posted in Dark Humor, friendship, humor, society, stories, true stories, web comics
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Tagged adulthood, Bevins, hugging, hugs, hugs in the workplace, mental-health, Mr. Bevins, social norms, society
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Modern Fetishism: Weird is the New Normal
When it comes to romance, there aren’t a whole lot of rules. Most people are completely satisfied with the old standard of hugs, kisses and occasional pats on the rump. But, sometimes, you need to spice up the stew if … Continue reading →
Posted in comics, Dark Humor, humor, Life, musings, society, Uncategorized, web comics
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Tagged culture, feet, fetish, human nature, perversion, sensuality, sex, sex appeal, society, Tarantino, weirdness
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35 Comments
You Monsters Are People. 