Category Archives: Life

I Watched Beetlejuice The Other Day

Posted on February 28, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

It seems like the solution to the Maitland’s problem would have been to kill the Deetz family right away.  Outside of that, being trapped in your house for one-hundred years doesn’t seem like too bad of a deal.  That actually … Continue reading →

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Digital Gravidness: What Not To Expect When Someone Is Expecting

Posted on February 22, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

If you’re anything like me, you’ve been thinking a lot about pregnant women.  It is actually pretty unavoidable what with all the rampant pregnancy on, and offline, right now.  It’s sort of hard to know what to do with it. … Continue reading →

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The Moments Succeeding Saint Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 15, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I hope that everyone had consensual sex on Valentine’s Day but, if you found yourself sans a valentine, it’s not like this was your last chance.  I assure you, despite that deep dark feeling, you will probably have another opportunity.  … Continue reading →

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Scenes from the Subway: A True Story

Posted on February 9, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

  It has been appallingly busy this week, and in all of the wrong ways too.  Happiness is a matter of occupying one’s normal state of being with a productive outlet until we are busy and lively and unconcerned with … Continue reading →

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How to be Complacent in Your Conceitedness

Posted on February 1, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

There are a lot of people out there that are so far up their own asses that all you’ll be able to see are the tips of their shoes.  However, smugness is for everyone, even “normal” people are guilty of … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: September 1988

Posted on January 25, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

This is the ninth installment of the infamous diary within a used book that I procured from a clearance event for “junk books.”  For those of you new to this strange saga, the journal is the story of an especially peculiar … Continue reading →

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Seven Days of Convalescence: A Weak Week

Posted on January 23, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Here is a bad drawing of a bad totally awesome pun I made while I’ve been unwell all this  week.  I suppose it’s healthy to be sick once in a while.  I’ll offer some real content in a day or … Continue reading →

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Retroceding for Self-Betterment

Posted on January 10, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

No one is clever enough to figure out a way to change the past. I’ve lived a pretty unapologetic existence but there are a few things I’d go back and change if I were given the opportunity. Fortunately, that is … Continue reading →

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The Guest List At My Funeral

Posted on January 2, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I’m going to make a guest list for my funeral, that way people I don’t want to show up can’t waltz in and pretend to have been my friend or some long lost family member.  Normally, I don’t believe in the the … Continue reading →

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True Facts and the Warranting of the Preposterous

Posted on December 13, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Despite its ability to manipulate others, end relationships, ruin lives, escalate ignorance and spread fear, misinformation can still be a lot of fun. Since moving to New York, I’ve been trying to spread as many vehemently ridiculous lies on the … Continue reading →

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