Category Archives: musings

Getting Old: The Side Effect of Aging

Posted on October 23, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

While some people grow older with grace and maintain their beauty, others age like a curse has been put upon them. But, eventually, we will all start to resemble rotting jack o’ lanterns in both appearance and smell. Your pants … Continue reading →

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Needless Honking and, by Extension, People

Posted on October 4, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

If I could go back in time and change history, I would travel back and kill every single person that was involved with developing car horns. I don’t know if you know this but car horns have gotten progressively louder … Continue reading →

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The Detestable Semblance: Faking a Persona You Can Live With

Posted on August 21, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I was on a walk to the pharmacy to pick up some cold medicine and I saw two women breast feeding in the rain and one cat. The cat wasn’t breast feeding and really isn’t relevant to the story, but … Continue reading →

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Paternal Evolution: The Impediment of All Natural Urges

Posted on August 15, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

A number of my friends are having children so I have been thinking a lot about fatherhood lately. The relationship with a father, especially as another male, is probably the most complicated concept I can imagine. Our society attempts to … Continue reading →

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Achieving Social Repose: Letting Others Have a Gay Old Time

Posted on June 19, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Some people claim that gay sex is an abomination and often equate it with bestiality. But that doesn’t really seem fair, because when you look lustfully into the eyes of a dog it can’t whisper “take me” into your ear … Continue reading →

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They Probably Don’t Eat Brunch In Libya

Posted on June 5, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I don’t understand brunch. Why would I want to wait in line for a meal when I could have just eaten breakfast, without waiting, an hour earlier for half the price? Brunch does have some benefits over breakfast, though. You … Continue reading →

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Imbibing The Experience And Not Just The Alcohol

Posted on May 18, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

The problem with drinking is that the better of an idea it seems to be, the less likely that is probably the case. I have spent roughly a decade partying responsibly but, lately, drinking hasn’t been quite as much fun … Continue reading →

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The Rat-Tail: A Fond Look Back

Posted on April 16, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I do not know if there even is a country where the rat-tail hairstyle doesn’t exist but if you were born there, I cannot trust your understanding of the world as accurate. Seeing the haircut changes a person for the … Continue reading →

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The Apex of Cuisine: When Too Far Isn’t Far Enough

Posted on April 12, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Roughly every half century, humanity takes a giant leap forward.  The industrial revolution created the modern age of progress and spurred technological advancements.  Fifty years later, we detonated the atomic bomb and man left the safety of our planet for … Continue reading →

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Party Tip: Pronounce Harassment With A British Accent

Posted on March 31, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Again, I know I don’t usually reblog other people’s work but this seemed particularly relevant to my previous post, Reassessing Humanity as All Inclusive.  A good friend of mine from back home has posted a rather poignant story that was … Continue reading →

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