Tag Archives: webcomics

Giant Dogs and Unlikely Ova: Another True Story

Posted on January 31, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

When I was in my teens, my next door neighbor had this rundown looking house populated by mean looking dogs.  The place was flat grey with a gravel driveway, a backyard that was mostly dirt and dark yellow curtains that … Continue reading →

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Reverie in Action: Failed Attempts at Running Away

Posted on January 25, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

When I was just about three I told my mother that I was running away.  I cannot clearly recall what had transpired to incite the notion that, having just gotten all of my teeth, my parents were just holding me … Continue reading →

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Unpretentious Devotion: Romantic Advice from Dogs

Posted on January 14, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

If you lay down in the prone position before establishing a dominant relationship with a dog, there is a good chance that he’s going to hump you regardless of your preference on the matter.  Dogs do not overanalyze relationships.  In … Continue reading →

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Improving the Holidays, Saturnalia and Celebrating Paternal Castration

Posted on December 22, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

I should probably preface this by stating that I grew up as a fairly “typical” American, assuming there is such a thing.  I spent my childhood making snowmen, using a carrot and walnuts to make genitalia in the hopes that … Continue reading →

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Technology and the Ruination of Humanity

Posted on December 3, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

I am pretty sure that people have forgotten how to interact with each other on the physical plane.  The internet has allowed the world we live in to become so abstract that the very essence of genuine human contact has … Continue reading →

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Romance: Understanding Your Inner Lepidopteran

Posted on November 21, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

There have been a several great loves in my life and most of them have been women.  I’ve spent the last ten years of my life ensuring that I had a plethora of fantastical people in my company, romantically and … Continue reading →

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Being Right, Finding Yourself and Other Things that Don’t Matter Much.

Posted on October 27, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

Quite a few people drift through life like those fuzzy dust particles drift through beams of light.  A few will shine or catch a breeze and dance with each other but, despite being surrounded by them, most of them will … Continue reading →

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Mark Twains and Circus Trains

Posted on October 9, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

I’ve been sporting an upper respiratory infection as of late, so anything that doesn’t involve coughing up internal organs hasn’t been high on my list of priorities.  Every time I gave writing a shot the flu medicine influenced me to … Continue reading →

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The Remedy to Small-Talk: Experimental Communication and Getting Weird

Posted on September 28, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

I’ve never been a proponent of small talk.  Despite being reasonably good at it, it has always felt so forced and scripted to me.  Most people don’t like when you break from the script either, it makes them uncomfortable.  You’re … Continue reading →

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An Imperfect World

Posted on August 6, 2010 by You Monsters Are People
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