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Author Archives: You Monsters Are People
The You Monsters Are People Audio Experience: ZZ Power Bottom
In the fifth episode, guests Joseph Hastings (Christian leader and Beacon of Light recipient) and Junior Walker Thomas (Law Student and United Atheist Alliance member) weigh in with their thoughts on religion. Both interviews build to very intense climaxes and … Continue reading
How To Kill The President
Recently a friend of mine sent me one of those shortened website URLs that brings it down to a few characters of gibberish. The purpose being that it looks marginally better than the mile-long web address it normally takes you … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Life, musings, politics, society, web comics
Tagged assassination, civil action, dear FBI I don't want to kill the president, DO NOT KILL THE PRESIDENT, dumb angry people, humor, Mr. Bevins, pointless paranoid, politics, sarcastic titles, satire
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The Eagle Weeps: Please Join Me On My High Horse
Last week, thousands and thousands of American fast food employees went on strike because they feel they deserved higher wages. As it turns out, fast food jobs aren’t nearly as glamourous or high-paying as we have all imagined. After a … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Current Events, Dark Humor, humor, Life, society
Tagged america, critical thinking, culture, fast food, not a particularly funny post, protests, strikes, unions
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The You Monsters Are People Audio Experience: What Women Don’t Want
In the fourth episode, Mary Heussner stops by to give me some of the most insane advice about women that I have ever heard. We struggle to maintain a sense professionalism in the sweltering heat before giving up entirely. I … Continue reading
Posted in Dark Humor, humor, Life, love, podcast, podcasts, society
Tagged abusive relationships, air conditioning, dating advice, madness, podcast, poor word choices
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Facing the Early Bird
After years of diligent work improving the quality of soil and reproducing hermaphroditically, the worm realized that this was all that there was. This was all that there would ever be. There would be no great reward and this new awareness … Continue reading
Posted in animals, comics, Dark Humor, humor, society, web comics, Webcomics
Tagged birds, monday mornings, the sweet release of death, worms
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You Monsters Are People. 