Category Archives: comics

Born Beautiful: Advantages of Pulchritude

Posted on May 3, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

It’s easy to be envious of another person’s good looks but remember that, with a scalpel and a little moxie, you can take that away from them forever. But, perhaps, the more productive path to take involves building an interesting … Continue reading →

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A Duck Walks Into a Bar

Posted on April 25, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

An adept and self-confident person is incapable of being consumed by jealousy. Jealousy is simply a symptom of neurotic insecurity. That said, some ducks mate for life and are willing to take care of business. For more of Mr. Bevins … Continue reading →

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The Apex of Cuisine: When Too Far Isn’t Far Enough

Posted on April 12, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Roughly every half century, humanity takes a giant leap forward.  The industrial revolution created the modern age of progress and spurred technological advancements.  Fifty years later, we detonated the atomic bomb and man left the safety of our planet for … Continue reading →

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Reassessing Humanity as All Inclusive

Posted on March 30, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I have been to the most hoity of toity fancy-pants black tie affairs, the sketchiest dive bars with people just mainlining drugs in the bathroom like crazy, rap battles, a cello concert, Old Country Buffet, and almost everywhere in between.  … Continue reading →

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Like a Clown on Fire

Posted on March 27, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

After being thoroughly stalked by this French speaking anomaly, after browsing his blog, I was convinced into having a few drinks and drawing him his very own doodle.  It turns out that he was, in fact, a very nice gentleman.  He even whored out … Continue reading →

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No Prolonged Eye-Contact: An Empirical Guide to Subway Safety

Posted on March 19, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

Public transportation is a convenient way to get around most major cities and the subway is what makes the really big cities livable in the modern age.  However, there are hazards to consider when riding the rails and there will … Continue reading →

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I Watched Beetlejuice The Other Day

Posted on February 28, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

It seems like the solution to the Maitland’s problem would have been to kill the Deetz family right away.  Outside of that, being trapped in your house for one-hundred years doesn’t seem like too bad of a deal.  That actually … Continue reading →

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Digital Gravidness: What Not To Expect When Someone Is Expecting

Posted on February 22, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

If you’re anything like me, you’ve been thinking a lot about pregnant women.  It is actually pretty unavoidable what with all the rampant pregnancy on, and offline, right now.  It’s sort of hard to know what to do with it. … Continue reading →

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The Moments Succeeding Saint Valentine’s Day

Posted on February 15, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

I hope that everyone had consensual sex on Valentine’s Day but, if you found yourself sans a valentine, it’s not like this was your last chance.  I assure you, despite that deep dark feeling, you will probably have another opportunity.  … Continue reading →

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Scenes from the Subway: A True Story

Posted on February 9, 2012 by You Monsters Are People

  It has been appallingly busy this week, and in all of the wrong ways too.  Happiness is a matter of occupying one’s normal state of being with a productive outlet until we are busy and lively and unconcerned with … Continue reading →

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