Category Archives: Life

Clifford: The Large Crimson Canine

Posted on September 2, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

I told this to one of my nephews after reading part of the book to him. We didn’t finish it because he got really into pretending to crash toy cars off the coffee table and onto the carpet. Each time … Continue reading →

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How To Kill The President

Posted on August 27, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Recently a friend of mine sent me one of those shortened website URLs that brings it down to a few characters of gibberish. The purpose being that it looks marginally better than the mile-long web address it normally takes you … Continue reading →

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The Eagle Weeps: Please Join Me On My High Horse

Posted on August 7, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Last week, thousands and thousands of American fast food employees went on strike because they feel they deserved higher wages. As it turns out, fast food jobs aren’t nearly as glamourous or high-paying as we have all imagined. After a … Continue reading →

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The You Monsters Are People Audio Experience: What Women Don’t Want

Posted on July 24, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

In the fourth episode, Mary Heussner stops by to give me some of the most insane advice about women that I have ever heard. We struggle to maintain a sense professionalism in the sweltering heat before giving up entirely. I … Continue reading →

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Spiders In School

Posted on July 15, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

While my parents were visiting, my mother told me that a tarantula came to her school one day and I imagined it wearing a little backpack. She later told me it showed up in a box and was not trying … Continue reading →

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The Underwearwolf

Posted on July 9, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

My parents are visiting in from out of town so I don’t have time to finish up all of the things I’ve been working on this week. However, as appeasement, I crafted this little beauty for you. It’s based entirely … Continue reading →

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A Ghost in the Mind is Worth Two in the Bush

Posted on June 12, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Watching someone attempt to fight off ghosts in real life is nothing like it’s portrayed in the movies. On the big screen it’s all Hollywood special effects and computerized lasers but, in reality, it’s all cursing and screaming the right … Continue reading →

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Societal Responsibility in a World Teeming With Children

Posted on June 3, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

At some point in your life you will either find yourself among the breeding masses, having brought a child into the cruel indifferent universe, or trapped on the outside of that realm as a broodless pariah. Either way, you will … Continue reading →

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The Peace of Mind Want Ad

Posted on May 15, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

Last week I created a want ad seeking peace of mind and posted it on Craigslist as sort of a social experiment…   Here are some excerpts from a few of the responses I received over the weekend: I hope … Continue reading →

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The Magic Hour

Posted on May 10, 2013 by You Monsters Are People

There is a time of night where weaker-minded of us fall victim to the darkest of super natural phenomena. A moment where thoughts and dreams are emptied out of the brain and replaced with the most primal fears and temporary … Continue reading →

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