Category Archives: science

The Photochromic Plague: A Plea for Sanity

Posted on May 16, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Transition, or photochromic, lenses seem to be custom made to make every person look sketchy.  You can make dozens of good cases for wearing photochromic lenses.  Since they alleviate the need for sunglasses, they save you both money and space … Continue reading →

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Carnal Transmissions with Unlimited Nights and Weekends

Posted on April 25, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Today someone at work got a text message, checked their phone and became alarmed enough to hide it from me while also apologizing. While I did not see the text, I imagined the worst and most heinously graphic photograph of … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: April 1988

Posted on March 16, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the fourth installment of the diary within a used book I purchased from a clearance event for “junk books” in a nearly abandoned library.  For the beginning of this fantastic story, please read, the first installment of The Greatest … Continue reading →

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The New American Pastime: Chrono Gallivanting

Posted on March 11, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I’ve been thinking a lot about time travel lately and wondering why that’s not the next big technology we’re working on. I don’t need my computer to be any smaller or flatter than it currently is and we already have … Continue reading →

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Unifiable Infantile Hideousness: Is YOUR Baby Ugly?

Posted on February 7, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This might not be news for the entirety of the human race, but not everybody can have a cute baby.  If I had to be honest, I would say that some babies are about as cute as a truck stop … Continue reading →

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The Farcical Campaign on Corpulence and Being an Accountable Human

Posted on November 5, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

Yesterday I temporarily existed on a plane of purple and gold bewilderment after having read the headline, “San Francisco Cracks Down on Happy Meals and Their Ilk.”  It didn’t make sense because it conjured images of burly men in shiny … Continue reading →

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Picasso’s Eggs

Posted on August 31, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

Picasso claimed that every child is an artist and that the difficulty is in remaining an artist as you grow older.  I suppose that is true.  With the exception of a few scientists and engineers,  the majority of my friends … Continue reading →

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