Category Archives: Webcomics

This is How we Use Limitless Information

Posted on February 22, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I was watching a phenomenal documentary on the manufacturing and consumption of hotdogs when I had a mild epiphany.  With the help of others, we’ve built cookie cutter personas for ourselves and allowed even the most interesting of us to … Continue reading →

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A Nightmarish Sexual Landscape: Another True Story

Posted on February 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

A few years back, a woman enquired about motorcycle ownership.  However, the conversation she led me into had less to do with two-wheeled transportation and more to do with graphically confusing sexual innuendoes and painting a nightmarish portrait of her … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: February 1988

Posted on February 9, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the second installment of a dairy within the used book I purchased.  For the beginning of this fantastic journey, please read The Greatest Used Book in History or browse around this blog.   I may do a Valentines’s Day … Continue reading →

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Unifiable Infantile Hideousness: Is YOUR Baby Ugly?

Posted on February 7, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This might not be news for the entirety of the human race, but not everybody can have a cute baby.  If I had to be honest, I would say that some babies are about as cute as a truck stop … Continue reading →

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Giant Dogs and Unlikely Ova: Another True Story

Posted on January 31, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

When I was in my teens, my next door neighbor had this rundown looking house populated by mean looking dogs.  The place was flat grey with a gravel driveway, a backyard that was mostly dirt and dark yellow curtains that … Continue reading →

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Reverie in Action: Failed Attempts at Running Away

Posted on January 25, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

When I was just about three I told my mother that I was running away.  I cannot clearly recall what had transpired to incite the notion that, having just gotten all of my teeth, my parents were just holding me … Continue reading →

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Unpretentious Devotion: Romantic Advice from Dogs

Posted on January 14, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

If you lay down in the prone position before establishing a dominant relationship with a dog, there is a good chance that he’s going to hump you regardless of your preference on the matter.  Dogs do not overanalyze relationships.  In … Continue reading →

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Too Detroit for Chicago: True Lies by the People who Told Them

Posted on December 31, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

Some time ago, I applied for a job where I would live in Chicago’s Museum of Science and Industry for a month.  It’s one of the more impressive and enjoyable museums I am aware of and I sincerely wanted a … Continue reading →

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Improving the Holidays, Saturnalia and Celebrating Paternal Castration

Posted on December 22, 2010 by You Monsters Are People

I should probably preface this by stating that I grew up as a fairly “typical” American, assuming there is such a thing.  I spent my childhood making snowmen, using a carrot and walnuts to make genitalia in the hopes that … Continue reading →

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Laying Witness to Great Deeds: Destiny in Aisle Ten

Posted on December 10, 2010 by You Monsters Are People
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