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Wisdom, wonderment and weird for everyone.

The Farcical Campaign on Corpulence and Being an Accountable Human

Yesterday I temporarily existed on a plane of purple and gold bewilderment after having read the headline, “San Francisco Cracks Down on Happy Meals and Their Ilk.”  It didn’t make sense because it conjured images of burly men in shiny … Continue reading

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Being Right, Finding Yourself and Other Things that Don’t Matter Much.

Quite a few people drift through life like those fuzzy dust particles drift through beams of light.  A few will shine or catch a breeze and dance with each other but, despite being surrounded by them, most of them will … Continue reading

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Will Work for Purpose

Looking for regular work in the creative sector is no easy task.  If you haven’t heard about it already, we’ve got a recession on and Michigan has not faired particularly well.  For a time, I considered being a hobo-drifter but … Continue reading

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Mark Twains and Circus Trains

I’ve been sporting an upper respiratory infection as of late, so anything that doesn’t involve coughing up internal organs hasn’t been high on my list of priorities.  Every time I gave writing a shot the flu medicine influenced me to … Continue reading

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The Remedy to Small-Talk: Experimental Communication and Getting Weird

I’ve never been a proponent of small talk.  Despite being reasonably good at it, it has always felt so forced and scripted to me.  Most people don’t like when you break from the script either, it makes them uncomfortable.  You’re … Continue reading

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Mr. Bevins: Zealot

I know some of you are clamoring for more posts but I’ll probably keep it to one or two a week so I don’t run the risk of putting up banal garbage that nobody wants to read. That’s what makes … Continue reading

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Picasso’s Eggs

Picasso claimed that every child is an artist and that the difficulty is in remaining an artist as you grow older.  I suppose that is true.  With the exception of a few scientists and engineers,  the majority of my friends … Continue reading

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Gnarled Maws and Text Faux Pas

Perhaps it is the writer in me but I find it remarkably difficult to write emails and text messages in “online-shorthand.”  It’s just too much work for me to bother learning chat acronyms and net lingo when I am already … Continue reading

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Extraordinarily Execrable Jokes: Terribly Good Humor

I used to absolutely cringe anytime someone told me an old joke because, nine times out of ten, it was going to be awful.  Most old jokes have this habit of being entirely pun based or employing some form of … Continue reading

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Ears, Clouds, Magic and Sleep Deprivation

A bit off from an extensive lack of sleep. Continue reading

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