Category Archives: Life

Carnal Transmissions with Unlimited Nights and Weekends

Posted on April 25, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

Today someone at work got a text message, checked their phone and became alarmed enough to hide it from me while also apologizing. While I did not see the text, I imagined the worst and most heinously graphic photograph of … Continue reading →

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You Monsters are People

Posted on April 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

There is something wrong with the world we live in, subtly wrong. People, people everywhere, are ignoring the important things because they are lazy or afraid. I wonder if this is why so many people are so vastly unhappy so … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: May 1988

Posted on April 12, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the fifth installment of the infamous diary within a used book I purchased from a clearance event for “junk books” in a nearly abandoned library.  The journal follows the exploits of one severely atypical woman living in 1988 … Continue reading →

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Eldritch People: How Every Grocery Store is Haunted

Posted on April 6, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

If you ever find yourself bored with grocery shopping, it’s because you’re not doing it at the right time.  You should be going late at night.  That’s when the entire market is populated by ghosts, trolls, golems and other assorted … Continue reading →

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Being Born in the Future and the Deliciousness of Tomorrow’s Hotdog

Posted on March 28, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I spent the better part of today comparing different colored metallic foil fringe and tinsel curtains, because I live the sort of life where stuff like that frequently comes into play. However, thirty-six hours earlier, I was at a wedding … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: April 1988

Posted on March 16, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the fourth installment of the diary within a used book I purchased from a clearance event for “junk books” in a nearly abandoned library.  For the beginning of this fantastic story, please read, the first installment of The Greatest … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: March 1988

Posted on March 2, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the third installment of a diary within a used book I purchased from a clearance event for “junk books.”  For the beginning of this fantastic story, please read, the first installment of The Greatest Used Book in History: The … Continue reading →

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This is How we Use Limitless Information

Posted on February 22, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

I was watching a phenomenal documentary on the manufacturing and consumption of hotdogs when I had a mild epiphany.  With the help of others, we’ve built cookie cutter personas for ourselves and allowed even the most interesting of us to … Continue reading →

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A Nightmarish Sexual Landscape: Another True Story

Posted on February 17, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

A few years back, a woman enquired about motorcycle ownership.  However, the conversation she led me into had less to do with two-wheeled transportation and more to do with graphically confusing sexual innuendoes and painting a nightmarish portrait of her … Continue reading →

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The Greatest Used Book in History Continued: February 1988

Posted on February 9, 2011 by You Monsters Are People

This is the second installment of a dairy within the used book I purchased.  For the beginning of this fantastic journey, please read The Greatest Used Book in History or browse around this blog.   I may do a Valentines’s Day … Continue reading →

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